zoecb's definitions

jude law

Actor, more often than not plays charming caddish types who turn out to be total bastards but he's just so damn pretty you love him anyway...

Check out the full sidal/backal nudity in films like Wilde, Closer etc...

by Zoecb July 19, 2005

paganism

A nature-based religion.

Can be seen as having one deity or many, but never any kind of "devil" as this is a purely Christian concept invented much later.

"Is Wicca a form of Paganism?"
"I guess it is, in the same way that Catholisism is a form of Christianity."

by Zoecb January 18, 2005

burn

To bow a stringed instrument very fast.

"Wow, did you hear the Rasputina burned those cellos?"

by Zoecb October 28, 2004

fuckosity

adj. How sexually desirable a person is.

Origins: Channel 4's Green Wing

Girl 1: What's Johnny Depp's fuckosity level?
Girl 2: 100%, dude!

by Zoecb October 28, 2004

NAT

Abbr. Nose Avoidance Tilting

1st stage of kissing

Origins: term coined by the character Jeff Murdoch of the sitcom Coupling

"There was definite NAT!"

by Zoecb October 28, 2004

chanandler bong

Chanandler Bong, Miss.

In Friends, Chandler Bing's name as it appears on his TV guide when delivered.

"The TV guide is delivered to Miss Chanandler Bong"

by Zoecb October 27, 2004

varience

A measure of spread in A level maths. Given in units squared, whether they make sense or not, and not actually a measure of anything useful whatsoever. The only thing you can do with it is square root it to find the standard deviation which is vaguely more relevent, which you might as well have found in the first place.

"The varience is 2 minutes squared"
"Minutes squared?"
"I know...."

by Zoecb October 27, 2004