An affectionate, tender and delicate tweak/twist of the nipple, prompting arousal and possible erectitude.
by zebraboy777 September 09, 2010
A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.
The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.
The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.
Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016
When an individual reaches the top of a set of stairs only to incorrectly think that another step requires surmounting, the resulting leg movement that then arcs upwards and outwards could be said to resemble the manner similar to that of a horse when counting with a foreleg.
by zebraboy777 September 10, 2010
A worker of wood with little or no natural skill or art and neither near association of technique nor constitution that could be considered conducive towards the production of acceptable carpentry.
by zebraboy777 September 15, 2010
When any Mother, Father or guardian/custodian, marches off to their children's school without an appointment to cause general mischief and mayhem. Ranting, Abusive language and trespass are among the minimum requirements for parentaliation.
by zebraboy777 September 09, 2010
An appalling, Greedy, careless and invisible landord who simply expects to recieve monies without any personal responsibility or indeed acknowledgement that he/she has any sort of tenant that may or may not exist.
by zebraboy777 September 08, 2010
A condition where the male partner in a relationship clearly adores or is simply in love with their current partners sister. Given the opportunity all those diagnosed with this condition would instantly embark upon a new relationship with the sibling, at the drop of a hat.
"Ssup, dawg"?
'"I've been a twot! 20 years and I'm still sistering for Nettie. Poor Rene never stood a chance and she's a fucking shrew while I'm at it".
"That's harsh, Bred".
'"I've been a twot! 20 years and I'm still sistering for Nettie. Poor Rene never stood a chance and she's a fucking shrew while I'm at it".
"That's harsh, Bred".
by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016