your mom's definitions

12 inch penis

Something Nick Barrett does have (see also, Nick Barrett)

Dude, My boyfriend doesn't even come close to a 12 inch penis.

by Your mom April 4, 2003

1337 piece of pan cake

When you re better than everyone and everything else.

A 1337 piece of pan cake what I strive to be.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

Stinky Pinky

Jamming your small finger in dat bitch's ass. Sometimes results in a "dirty sanchez" when results are wiped on her upper lip.

"Hey Hillary, how does my finger feel in your ass?"
"Gee Gary, that's great but how does it smell?"
"Like shit bitch!"
"Damn, that's a stinky pinky!"

by your mom August 18, 2003

crusty cody

when a guy gizzes on another person then leaves it there to dry then licks it off

That guy just gave him a crusty cody.

by your mom May 22, 2003

fur burgers

When u get the muches and ure surrounded by chicks, its time to go get so downunder. (refer to harold and kumar go to white castle.)

Niel patcrik harris "dude screw white castle hamburgers. lets go get real humburgers. fur burger."

by your mom February 17, 2005

crazy bluntz

A good slang for anything that is extreme...

DAMN!!! Thats Crazy Bluntz!!!!

That chics titties are crazy blunts

by your mom October 9, 2003