your mom's definitions

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

buttduck

the sound produced by air rushing past an anus resembling the sound of a duck.

everytime I eat beans, I swear there is a buttduck in my jeans.

by your mom September 3, 2003

sleezing

sneezing all over your penis and then proceeding to have sex and give a girl a vagina cold rather than a head cold, unless she is in fact giving you head.

beer beer beer beer beer

by Your Mom April 22, 2005

poopie trim

anal sex; "getting some trim" is sex, so poopie trim is butt sex

That chick from the bar last night was a nasty bitch! She let me get some poopie trim.

by your mom September 7, 2003

bush

president bush; pussy

by your mom June 4, 2003

buttbooger

a semi-liquid collection of fecal matter lodged in or near the opening of the excrement unloading zone.2. a foolish or stupid person.

he was up to the second knuckle trying to dig out a buttbooger.2. hey buttbooger,get out of my way.

by your mom September 3, 2003

sudeku

A really hot asian Beeeeyoootch.

Damn guys, check out that sudeku!

by your mom October 9, 2003