Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

by your best idiot April 24, 2010

Koopa Shell

You say this when you kick something that's big and has the possibility to pwn sum1's nads

Guy 1: Hey dudes, check this! KOOPA SHELL! *kicks a rubber ball*
*Rubber ball pwns someone's nads*
Guy 2: Oooh sthhhhh! Aaaagh! my nads
Guy 1: Now u know y i said "Koopa Shell"

by your best idiot April 04, 2010

Jump

To use your legs to launch you off the ground, used to reach higher places

I can jump 2 feet into the air, then i kick my legs around. like Luigi

by your best idiot March 29, 2010

Self-Explanatory

a term that speaks for itself

Dude, Pwnage is pretty much self-explanatory

by your best idiot April 05, 2010

Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

0.1%

some shit that major retailing companies for cleaning products do not say when they're advertising cleaning crap

Guy 1: I just bought this soap that says will kill 99.9% of the bacteria
Guy 2: what about the other 0.1%
Guy 1: ...does not say
Guy 2: and that's the point! those bastards have put out 99.9% bacteria-killing shit soap for years! well, the other 0.1% is that shit that won't kill, or gave shape, to that soap bar. 99.9% ungh, more like 9.99%, i used that soap, nothing changed in my system

by your best idiot April 08, 2010

Koopalings

the 8 children of Bowser. They have a unique personality, from smart to hopped up on crack. This is the list
Iggy: hopped up on crack
Lemmy: ball-loving fuckhead
Roy: strong emptyhead
Wendy: the only female
Morton: fat dumbass
Ludwig: smart for no apparent reason
Bowser Jr.: fuckin' badass
Larry: lying, cheating freak with a mohawk

the Koopalings ARE fucktards, they always let their guard down

by your best idiot April 08, 2010