don't give me crap

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear

Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck

by your best idiot April 05, 2010

Note

short for "You Notice"

Guy: Dude, look at this picture, note the weed
Dude: Man, i see it!
Man: Guy, it's the shit, yo

by your best idiot April 10, 2010

Koopalings

the 8 children of Bowser. They have a unique personality, from smart to hopped up on crack. This is the list
Iggy: hopped up on crack
Lemmy: ball-loving fuckhead
Roy: strong emptyhead
Wendy: the only female
Morton: fat dumbass
Ludwig: smart for no apparent reason
Bowser Jr.: fuckin' badass
Larry: lying, cheating freak with a mohawk

the Koopalings ARE fucktards, they always let their guard down

by your best idiot April 07, 2010

Metrosexual

A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight

Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,

by your best idiot March 28, 2010

TG

Tourettes Guy, who else?

TG: AW SHIT!

by your best idiot March 22, 2010

Donkey Kong

1: The best ape you'll ever know! a Monkey repesentaion of Roy Koopa

2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly

3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag

1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!

2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!

3:

DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*

by your best idiot April 05, 2010

April Fool's Day

some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying

Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material

by your best idiot April 07, 2010