your best idiot's definitions
1: Ripped off
2: The stem of the penis
3: Victim of a trick pulled by a friend
4: Treated like shit where you work
5: a long square tube that rises for stories by use of an elevator
6: a place where gold is mined
2: The stem of the penis
3: Victim of a trick pulled by a friend
4: Treated like shit where you work
5: a long square tube that rises for stories by use of an elevator
6: a place where gold is mined
1: that dude shafted me, my 10$ action figure broke
2: I exercised my shaft for a while
3: My freind shafted me! now the TV's are showing me during my bout of racism and everyone thinks i'm a prick!
4: My boss shafted me, not to worry, he's shafting demons in hell
5: The elevator's cable broke and we were flying through the shaft, worst... day... EVER!
6: I mined 50 kgs of gold from my private shaft, i transformed them into 24-karat gold Loonies, there's so much, i do not know how much i have in Loonies
2: I exercised my shaft for a while
3: My freind shafted me! now the TV's are showing me during my bout of racism and everyone thinks i'm a prick!
4: My boss shafted me, not to worry, he's shafting demons in hell
5: The elevator's cable broke and we were flying through the shaft, worst... day... EVER!
6: I mined 50 kgs of gold from my private shaft, i transformed them into 24-karat gold Loonies, there's so much, i do not know how much i have in Loonies
by your best idiot June 7, 2010
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Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
by your best idiot May 23, 2010
Get the i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you mug.a card game played with bottles of beer or sugary coca-cola
Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle
The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn
Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle
The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn
Matt: I played 5 rounds of Drinks for Cards with Dan and his friends. some of them were girls!
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache
by your best idiot May 17, 2010
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by your best idiot May 16, 2010
Get the Cajun Pizza mug.when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place
Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!
by your best idiot May 15, 2010
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Get the Afrinem mug.absolute disgusting pictures of absolute terror. should be a sentence, because the last thing a person wants to see, is the Pain Series. Can, Will, and Shall inflict inner pain, leave you with a short appetite for months, it'll scar you for life.
Judge: Well, i hate to say this, but i'm gonna sic the absolute worst sentence on your ass, and trust me, it will make you think about the things you did: One Glance, at the Pain Series
Criminal: Please, i can stand it
*Glances at the pain series*
Criminal: OH FUCKING GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME! I NEED THERAPY! MY BLOOD HAS RUN COLD, THE WORLD AIN'T THE SAME! SOMEONE KILL ME!!!!!!!!
Criminal: Please, i can stand it
*Glances at the pain series*
Criminal: OH FUCKING GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME! I NEED THERAPY! MY BLOOD HAS RUN COLD, THE WORLD AIN'T THE SAME! SOMEONE KILL ME!!!!!!!!
by your best idiot May 9, 2010
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