5 definitions by you are not a jedi yet

done a rolls

The act of leaving your friend in mortal peril, for your own personal gain and/or safety. One of the most cowardly acts a man can commit. Often leads to the scoundrel in question taking his or her own life under overwelming sense of guilt.
A dispicable act of cowardice shamed upon in almost all cultures except american indians and the animal kingdon

Clive: rudes are coming to fight us lets run (dashes off)

Nigel: too late (stays and gets pounded on the floor) ......save mee

Clive: (dashes like lingford christie on steroids and breaks the world record 500m sprint)

Nigels: (last breath) ffs hes done a rolls........

by you are not a jedi yet September 16, 2007

Tatsfield

Home of the legendary T-side massive , it is a lovely countryside village housing around 2000 mandems, It is one of the most booring places ever to exist. People throughout south london live in fear of the tatsfieldians and pray regulary that they do not leave the village and rampage like back in 1984. Many dirty breddahs lost thier lives

John: yo brrrap Tatsfield is a bare massive city u get me lets go fiting
Henry: yer we gona get ours manz out tomorrow which is 3 breres

by you are not a jedi yet September 10, 2006

Brutal wank

When one masturbates in a violent manor causing pain and perhaps blood in the genital area

Hey Davey your mums so hot i had a brutal wank of my 12 inch dong , it was only 3 inchs after such a hardcore session

by you are not a jedi yet September 8, 2006

boomerdong

A bent penis resembling a boomerang, Boomerang + Dong = Boomerdong

John : Doctor i think i have a problem, my penis appears to be bent
Doctor: Oh! do not worry you have what we call a Boomerdong

by you are not a jedi yet September 10, 2006

tiketyboo

Perhaps the most embarrasing words ever to be in existance, used mostly by geeks who enjoy computering and comic book reading. Said (geek) often mutters this word to themselves as he/she knows that it will gain them no (street cred)and may deplete the tiny credit that they already have gained from ditching warhammer club one cold winters because the deleted scene of the latest star wars was on tv . The word is said when something is in good order and working well.

Nerd/Geek/Dweeb: One has just pressed mine ties for the following week and everything is tiketyboo!

Greetings mortal i trust the new version of dungeons and dragons is tiketyboo!

by you are not a jedi yet November 20, 2006