yo mama's definitions

Lemke

Former second baseman Mark Lemke of the Atlanta Braves, 1988-1997. On the 1995 World Series Champion team. Also referenced numerous times on HomestarRunner.com

Lemke was a man....uh.....he was a short man!.....err......maybe he was just short......but he was still LEM-KE!!!!!!!!!

by yo mama July 20, 2003

Bustin Wigs

Doing cocaine

Yo, hes beeen bustin wigs hella lately.

by Yo mama December 1, 2003

digestive

A light flakey delicious Chinese cracker

Faye eats Digestive crackers after dinner.

by yo mama October 18, 2001

PhD

playa haters degree
some one who tries to stop another from hookin up with someone

i got my PhD..... playa haters degree!

by yo mama March 9, 2005

facial

1. Cum shot to the face.
2. A blocked shot in bsketball that comes back and his you in the face.

he put up a shot and got a facial

by yo mama September 11, 2003

ding ding

chinese. Based upon the chinese music you here in a chinese restuarant. Dinga-dinga-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

Lets order some ding ding for delivery.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

ass master

a person who is the master of bieng an ass...

kc is being a really big ass master today

by yo mama March 1, 2004