polar plunge

A massive drop in temperature due to the emergence of cold Arctic air. Associated with a polar vortex weather system.
Wow, it's the polar plunge! It got 40 degrees colder overnight. I'll have to find my snuggle bunny.
by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014
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power outage banter

Unusual conversation with family, friends or neighbors after loss of electricity following a big storm or natural disaster. Starts innocuously then devolves into random talk driven by nerves.
After the lights went out, I spoke with neighbors I never even met. The power outage banter started with what happened, then ended-up with weird and unrelated topics. Now we just smile a little when we see each other.
by yes juanito yes October 29, 2014
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sigh of release

An expression of relief after going to the bathroom just in time. One of the best feelings in the world.
"I really had to go. I let out a sigh of release after successfully getting to the toilet."
by yes juanito yes October 22, 2014
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no longer with us

Usually implies that someone is deceased, but may mean that the person is no longer associated with an organization. Potentially, the term could start a rumor that the individual is dead.
Customer: "Does Matt still work here?"

Worker: "No, I'm afraid he's no longer with us."

Customer: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Worker: (optional) "He decided to quit last week, so he could go back to school."
by yes juanito yes October 11, 2014
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lovertoy

Something fun to play with when you with fuck buddy. A shared sex toy.
Please, pass the lovertoy.
by yes juanito yes November 01, 2014
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returd

A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.
That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.
by yes juanito yes May 17, 2015
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you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.
I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.
by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016
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