Covfefeland

"Welcome to covfefeland!?"
by yes juanito yes June 13, 2017
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alien abduction survivor

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."
by yes juanito yes April 18, 2012
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wenis envy

Feeling inferior when comparing your elbow skin to someone else's. The area can become crusty, wrinkly, dirty looking, or hanging on some people.
I want her wenis. I have wenis envy.
by yes juanito yes November 14, 2014
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hubcap pose

Placement of a stray hubcap at a highly visible location near the roadside. The finder positioned the fallen hubcap so that the owner might find it.
My lost hubcap was in a great hubcap pose. I'm thankful to the person who propped it up near the sidewalk under the light.
by yes juanito yes December 07, 2014
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cold empathy

Feeling cold just by watching someone else shiver. Physiological response to seeing another person who is cold.
A recent study showed that people's body temperature actually dropped when they saw images of an actor dipping their hand into ice cold water. They called it cold empathy.
by yes juanito yes January 17, 2015
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tic toc

Time is going by or running out. The sound of time.
Person 1: "My team is down by 10, and there's like 5 seconds to go!"

Person 2: "Tic toc."
by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014
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allergy salute

The movement of arm, hand and fingers to wipe across a runny nose. Suggests symptoms of allergy or cold/flu.
My son was constantly doing the allergy salute so I took him to the doctor.
by yes juanito yes November 26, 2017
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