sigh of release

An expression of relief after going to the bathroom just in time. One of the best feelings in the world.

"I really had to go. I let out a sigh of release after successfully getting to the toilet."

by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

swinging bout

A fight between drunk people characterized by flailing arms with an occasional striking blow. Broken up by people who are not as drunk.

Sorry I pulled your hair when we were breaking up that swinging bout.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

dream in the driveway

A highly prized or admired vehicle that is parked in front of your home. Represents the achievement of success and shows prestige.

I'm still in high school, but my dream in the driveway will always be a Porsche or Ferrari.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

dyspareunia

Medical term for painful sexual intercourse. Greek for "bad bedfellows."

"Did you know that there is a new medications for dyspareunia? I saw a TV commercial for a med to relieve painful intercourse after menopause."

by yes juanito yes June 04, 2014

celebration sex

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.

It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.

by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

jazz spot

A small area of facial hair just below the lower lip in the center; technically called a mouche. It is smaller than a soul patch or jazz patch. The style was made famous by African-American jazzmen of the 50s, 60s and 70s.

I vividly remember Dizzy Gillespie with his jazz spot playing his bent trumpet in concert.

by yes juanito yes November 06, 2014