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schadenfreude fart
Getting pleasure in watching others respond to flatus that is intentionally left behind in a shared or confined space.
The ticket line is one of the best places to schadenfreude fart.
After leaving a schadenfreude fart in the elevator, I sat nearby to watch others react to the stench.
After leaving a schadenfreude fart in the elevator, I sat nearby to watch others react to the stench.
schadenfreude fart by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
flipping cans
Making money by recycling aluminum cans. The cans are abundant and easily found in public places or trash receptacles.
flipping cans by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
Obama Vacay
President Obama's vacation that brings a lot of extra traffic and congestion to your holiday location.
Traffic was at a standstill during the Obama Vacay. We had to walk a few miles through security checkpoints just to get to the beach.
Obama Vacay by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
dream in the driveway
A highly prized or admired vehicle that is parked in front of your home. Represents the achievement of success and shows prestige.
dream in the driveway by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
Hear Ye Hear Ye
A pronouncement before an announcement. Usually loud and gets people's attention. A call often heard at the Renaissance Festival.
Hear Ye Hear Ye by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
drug life
He has a felony and couldn't get a job, so he had to fall back to the drug life.
My frenemy flushed my pills down the toilet. She messing with my drug life.
My frenemy flushed my pills down the toilet. She messing with my drug life.
drug life by yes juanito yes January 23, 2015
cold empathy
Feeling cold just by watching someone else shiver. Physiological response to seeing another person who is cold.
A recent study showed that people's body temperature actually dropped when they saw images of an actor dipping their hand into ice cold water. They called it cold empathy.
cold empathy by yes juanito yes January 17, 2015