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whole lotta medication

What your best friend will need to calm down when he finds out that you just fucked his girlfriend and momat the same time.

I can't believe my buddy did that. I'm gonna need a whole lotta medication!

by yes juanito yes September 5, 2016

exciteful

100% excitement. Almost euphoric. A wonderful and joyful feeling of stimulation, arousal or being energized.

1) The extreme rollercoaster experience was definitely exciteful.

2) “I’m totally aroused now,” beamed Sam excitefully.

3) We are in a state of excitefulness after reaching the peak.

by yes juanito yes June 11, 2021

weather envy

Being very jealous when comparing climate conditions in different locations. You wish you were living in a place with perfect weather.

I'm freezing my tits off in New York and it's another warm one in Florida. Millions of us have weather envy.

by yes juanito yes February 20, 2015

Alien Abduction Survivor

One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.

"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."

by yes juanito yes February 26, 2012

allergy salute

The movement of arm, hand and fingers to wipe across a runny nose. Suggests symptoms of allergy or cold/flu.

My son was constantly doing the allergy salute so I took him to the doctor.

by yes juanito yes November 26, 2017

TSILF

Twenty-something (or thirty-something) I'd like to fuck.

"Jessica looked hot at her college graduation. She's a TSILF."

by yes juanito yes June 27, 2014

tic toc

Time is going by or running out. The sound of time.

Person 1: "My team is down by 10, and there's like 5 seconds to go!"

Person 2: "Tic toc."

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014