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mission control 

The decision maker in a relationship. A reference to the space program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.

Person 1: "Can you go golfing with us this weekend?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."

mission control by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

chicken teeth

An argument that is cowardly or weak, and lacks sharpness or focus. Chickens don't have teeth.

In the debate, the candidate's position was chicken teeth.

At the press conference, the spox gave a chicken teeth response.

chicken teeth by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

watching paint dry 

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.

Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.

watching paint dry by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

hype video

A video production designed to stir excitement and enthusiasm for a company or team. Usually played at a company gathering or just before a sporting event.

Sports announcer on TV: "As you can see, everybody is looking up to the display right now to watch the hype video."

hype video by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

swinging bout 

A fight between drunk people characterized by flailing arms with an occasional striking blow. Broken up by people who are not as drunk.

Sorry I pulled your hair when we were breaking up that swinging bout.

swinging bout by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

ppo 

Short for people. A relaxed version of ppl.

Okay ppo! Let's get started.

ppo by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

Power to the People 

A statement of empowerment for the general population. Used in the 60's and 70's as a call for revolution.

For Halloween, a coworker was a 60's hippie with a big fro. "Power to the People," I said.

Power to the People by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015