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The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.
After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.
by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016
Get the acoustic masturbationmug. by yes juanito yes December 27, 2016
Get the shizzle da frizzle dizzlemug. The theory that with good preparation, you can defend yourself and live through the zombie apocalypse. Proponents may take concrete steps to be ready by installing extra security around the home, stockpiling provisions, plus purchasing firearms and four-wheel-drive vehicles.
Teen son: "Dad, can we remove the stairs in our house? Zombies can't climb."
Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."
Father: "You must've been reading that book on zombie survivalism. Guess what...I found it in the humor section at the book store, not even science fiction."
by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014
Get the zombie survivalismmug. The theory that if your spouse is content and satisfied then you will be too. Also, studies suggest that happily married couples live longer.
by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014
Get the happy wife happy lifemug. by yes juanito yes September 29, 2022
Get the top of mindmug. School policy that prohibits chewing gum on campus so students don't stick the gum under the desks or put it on the floor.
My school has gum control. It's dumb. No gum aloud. They tell us to spit it out but usually everyone pops another one back in.
by yes juanito yes April 16, 2015
Get the gum controlmug. A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.
Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."
by yes juanito yes April 7, 2013
Get the husband fakermug.