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weather envy

Being very jealous when comparing climate conditions in different locations. You wish you were living in a place with perfect weather.
I'm freezing my tits off in New York and it's another warm one in Florida. Millions of us have weather envy.
by yes juanito yes February 20, 2015
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Alien Abduction Survivor

One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.
"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."
by yes juanito yes February 26, 2012
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wenis envy

Feeling inferior when comparing your elbow skin to someone else's. The area can become crusty, wrinkly, dirty looking, or hanging on some people.
I want her wenis. I have wenis envy.
by yes juanito yes November 14, 2014
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handbra

In media and photography, when the model uses hands to support her breasts and/or cover her nipples. Usually done to conform to censorship standards.
Ann: "I remember at least one iconic magazine cover demonstrating the handbra."

Mike: "Me too."
by yes juanito yes September 30, 2014
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flipping cans

Making money by recycling aluminum cans. The cans are abundant and easily found in public places or trash receptacles.
I bought this hoodie at the thrift store from flipping cans, man.
by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
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unlicensed pharmacist

A term for a drug dealer. One who sells illicit substances. They usually specialize in one or two types of drugs.
I have an appointment with my unlicensed pharmacist this evening at seven.
by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
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Valentine's Day baby

Baby born in the month of November likely conceived from passionate sex on Valentine's Day.
Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.
by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014
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