Definitions by ya boy the average kid

Nolan’s alarm clock 

the act of shoving a alarm clock up a baseball players anus, and when the alarm clock goes off, it will snooze.

The tournament hotel was crazy, i saw the cobras making the freshman do the Nolan’s alarm clock

Nolan’s alarm clock by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022

Aruban cocktail

The art of when your planing on going cross country with your dog, but your throat becomes dry, so you let him sneeze in your mouth

In the 14 hour drive, i forgot water, so i was forced to make dexter help me with the aruban cocktail

Aruban cocktail by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022

crab tamalinator 

When you open a crab on facetime and shove the Tamale up your cavity filled teeth, whilst jerking off.

Ryan hasn’t brushed his teeth since he moved to maryland, and he showed me the crab tamalinator.

crab tamalinator by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022

Alvin Shuffle 

When a tall man inserts his penis into his own anal captivity whilst dancing to drake.

I peeked into John's window and saw him doing the Alvin shuffle

Alvin Shuffle by ya boy the average kid June 2, 2022

Wissahickon Middle School 

Like the high school, it has a social hierarchy. the only way to figure your way up the social ladder is to make friends with popular kids, even if they use you.
Popular kids
Semi-popular sports kids
Semi popular kids (no sports)
Annoying wannabees
Average kids (the best friends)
REALLY annoying kids who no one likes
where you find yourself is based on where you want to be. (Your interests don't determine where you land on the ladder.

WISSAHICKON MIDDLE SCHOOL

"_______ is such a Annoying wannabe"
"Even though she an average kid, shes my best friend"

Wissahickon Middle School by ya boy the average kid December 6, 2021