tax

1. Money paid to the government for the privilege to live in that state or administrative distribution. Typically, taxes are a portion of one's income which approaches 100% as one's income increases; however, the rich often find ways to cheat on their taxes. There are different types of taxes, as well, depending on how one makes and spends money. Many neoliberals claim taxes are immoral, even though the Bible itself requires a tithe of a flat 10% and a poll tax of one half-sheqel; I'd like to see these people live starting out with a debt ten times what they currently make and not be allowed to earn income.
2. To test.
1. "Most people don't like paying taxes."
2. "This is really taxing my patience."
by Xyzzy February 06, 2005
Get the tax mug.

v-dar

The somewhat-eerie ability to spot a virgin.
Don't believe your V-dar; I know from experience she's a huge slut.
by Xyzzy December 11, 2005
Get the v-dar mug.

alot, especially alot

A superlative adverbial form of 'a lot'.
Carly and Speener like to bang each other alot, especially alot.
by Xyzzy December 08, 2005
Get the alot, especially alot mug.

MST

Honestly, I'd rather sit through a John Agar film festival than another Gonterman story.
by Xyzzy February 21, 2004
Get the MST mug.

Serdar Argic

The first automated spammer, Argic was an AI program which would grep for messages containing "turkey" or "armenia" and then reply about how two and a half million Turks were supposedly killed by Armenians during World War I, even though history remembers it the other way. He would sprinkle in various childish insults like "gum brain" and assume everyone online was Armenian.
"Any recipes for turkey surprise?" "Ask your CRIMINAL Armenian grandparents, gum brain!"
by Xyzzy January 10, 2005
Get the Serdar Argic mug.

Crazy Horse

An Oglala holy man. His memory has been tarnished by malt liquor, prostitutes, sex clubs, and a lot of other vices which would be along the lines of "Pope John Paul II Abortion Clinic".
"Anything a white man says about Crazy Horse is a lie."
by Xyzzy May 29, 2004
Get the Crazy Horse mug.

quief

by Xyzzy February 21, 2004
Get the quief mug.