URBAN DICTIONARY

The best fucking website on the entire fucking internet.

I used to ask my mom what expletives meant. Now I just use URBAN DICTIONARY, and it really saves my ass!

URBAN DICTIONARY is the fucking SHIT!

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity

David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

bitch and moan

what you motherfuckers do on your urban dictionary accounts.
what liberals and conservatives do to each other.
what most youtube comments are

Jerry got fucking sick and tired reading urban dictionary because he only saw definitions that bitch and moan about someone else.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity

David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

dildon't

what you don't use to masturbate

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

urbandictiventillating

venting one's anger and malice in the form of insults on urban dictionary.

Tom: Why did this person write something so harsh as a definition for a name?
Jerry: Poor soul. They must be venting the only way they know how.
Tom: What do you mean?
Jerry: They're urbandictiventillating. Big time.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 25, 2016