Barney

thanosaurus

barney's friends are gamora, that yellow pee thing, and that donald trump thing

by xercmercus July 07, 2019

Poetry

(n.) (not imit) - the sound an angry Asian mom makes when scolding her kids

Teacher: Where's your piece of poetry, Jonathan?
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you

by xercmercus July 06, 2019

Anglish

English without borrowed words, only original words of Germanic origins

Anglish Speaker: I speak Anglish, our wording goes like this.
Man: How does it sound like?
AS: Christmas, sometimes Midwinter, is a yearly Christly holiday worthying the birth of Jesus Christ on the 25th of Yulemonth.

by xercmercus July 06, 2019

Thanos

rock gym master raisin man that has a team full of gravellers so he can win half your money on life insurance

Gym Master Thanos sent out Geodude!
Geodude used Self-Destruct!
You snapped out and gave him ¥1273

by xercmercus July 06, 2019

Thor

swedish raisin chopping master

Thor uses a sledgehammer to chop raisins.

by xercmercus July 06, 2019

Ant-Man

a person that fails surgery on a grape on purpose

Ant-Man

by xercmercus July 06, 2019

Hinduism

Oldest religion. Based on reincarnation based on karma. If you are bad, you will reincarnate as something bad. Same with being good. But if you are perfect, you go to the top of the universe.

Hinduism is still very popular today!

by xercmercus July 06, 2019