dudenhoeffer

goth as goth can get,
without actually being goth.

man that guy is such a poser-goth! hes almost like a dudenhoeffer!

by xavier March 21, 2005

dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.

Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.

by Xavier August 29, 2004

gfs

Good fucking story. Usually used when someone tells a really bad or vague story.

Me: So I went to the store yesterday.
Other guy: And?
Me: That's it.
Other guy: GFS you fgt

by xAvier October 29, 2004

flumes

A water ride found in most amusement parks, where you are inside either a boat or a log and you float down a trough.

Not as fun as a roller coaster, but you get pretty wet.

"You wanna go on the flumes? There's barely any line."

by xavier February 05, 2005

geraldine villegas bas berger

The person who holds this name is the pinnacle of evil and deception. Anyone that possesses this name would sell their closest friends in a heart beat simply to benefit themselves. Anyone with this name is deceitful, unfaithful, unloyal, manipulative and extremely delusional, so much so that without any factual evidence they believe their lies to be truth.

BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE

Wow you just punched a baby in the face so you could have its ice cream, very geraldine villegas bas berger of you.

by xavier October 25, 2020

Shem

a she - him... therefore a shem..

is that a girl? she aint got no tits.. must be a shem

by xavier July 30, 2003

TTC

Transportation and Ticket Center. You can't actually park at Magic Kingdom. You gotta park at the TTC this huge ass parking lot thats the size of Disneyland and California Adventure together. So you better not forget where you parked or you'll cry.

Then you take a monorail over to MK and it's nice cuz you can take it to Epcot and all the resorts too, all for free. There's also a ferry you can take too, which is really scenic but takes longer than monorail.

"We'll head over to the TTC and take the monorail over to MK."

by xavier April 28, 2006