dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.

Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.

by Xavier August 30, 2004

TTC

Transportation and Ticket Center. You can't actually park at Magic Kingdom. You gotta park at the TTC this huge ass parking lot thats the size of Disneyland and California Adventure together. So you better not forget where you parked or you'll cry.

Then you take a monorail over to MK and it's nice cuz you can take it to Epcot and all the resorts too, all for free. There's also a ferry you can take too, which is really scenic but takes longer than monorail.

"We'll head over to the TTC and take the monorail over to MK."

by xavier February 06, 2005

tallywacker

A person who wears white shoes.

"Get outta here! You're not a tallywacker."

by xavier February 06, 2005

cp

Stands for College Program.
Someone working for Disney that's not a full-time/part-time cast member.

"Are you a CP? I did that once."

by xavier February 06, 2005

cocopuffs

the act of having sex with an african american woman

Monique finally let me get dem cocopuffs last night.

by Xavier May 11, 2003

geraldine villegas bas berger

The person who holds this name is the pinnacle of evil and deception. Anyone that possesses this name would sell their closest friends in a heart beat simply to benefit themselves. Anyone with this name is deceitful, unfaithful, unloyal, manipulative and extremely delusional, so much so that without any factual evidence they believe their lies to be truth.

BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE

Wow you just punched a baby in the face so you could have its ice cream, very geraldine villegas bas berger of you.

by xavier October 26, 2020

strangleland

A room or house built for torture of someones body. Or "something" like a monster.

"I'm stuck in a strangleland, made out of cheese"

"I spent time at the nearest strangleland runed by midgets"

by Xavier November 22, 2003