Definitions by xavier

LTNP 

The place with annoying kids that pee on your ride, parents that bitch and moan when they're kid is too tall, or where you feel like you're gonna pass out if you have to watch one more lady bug go around in circles...
In other words Loony Toons National Park...

"Ack! I got sent to LTNP!"

LTNP by xavier February 5, 2005

flumes 

A water ride found in most amusement parks, where you are inside either a boat or a log and you float down a trough.

Not as fun as a roller coaster, but you get pretty wet.

"You wanna go on the flumes? There's barely any line."

flumes by xavier February 5, 2005

gfs 

Good fucking story. Usually used when someone tells a really bad or vague story.

Me: So I went to the store yesterday.
Other guy: And?
Me: That's it.
Other guy: GFS you fgt

gfs by xAvier October 29, 2004

dirty sucker 

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.

Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.

dirty sucker by Xavier August 29, 2004

-SV-Lantus 

Function: noun
Asshole.

Lantus is an asshole.

-SV-Lantus by Xavier June 9, 2004

hammer pants 

A style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. They were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.

"Can you believe people actually wore hammer pants in the 90s? What the hell was Gen X thinking?"

hammer pants by Xavier January 30, 2004

strangleland 

A room or house built for torture of someones body. Or "something" like a monster.

"I'm stuck in a strangleland, made out of cheese"

"I spent time at the nearest strangleland runed by midgets"

strangleland by Xavier November 21, 2003