Urban Dictionary: Definitions by xander torres

blue jew

where one's pants are bunched up to produce the illusion of having a boner

i adjusted my pants cause i had a blue jew

another word used to describe a blow job which is the act of having sex with the mouth look also in oral sex

"dude i was at my girlfriends house and she gave me a car wash, she washed the most important car of all"

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woah!!!!! check out those big titties!!!!

(hot chick strutts by) (guy taps his buddies shoulder) dude ba-titties!!!!! (points at the hot chick)

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a penis the size of or under one inch

a baby has a nooble

dude did u see that fag in the loccer room??? i swear he had a nooble!!!