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Definitions by xander torres

blue jew 

where one's pants are bunched up to produce the illusion of having a boner
i adjusted my pants cause i had a blue jew
blue jew by xander torres October 11, 2008

car wash 

another word used to describe a blow job which is the act of having sex with the mouth look also in oral sex
"dude i was at my girlfriends house and she gave me a car wash, she washed the most important car of all"
car wash by xander torres June 27, 2008

ba-titties 

woah!!!!! check out those big titties!!!!
(hot chick strutts by) (guy taps his buddies shoulder) dude ba-titties!!!!! (points at the hot chick)
ba-titties by Xander Torres May 8, 2008
a penis the size of or under one inch
a baby has a nooble

dude did u see that fag in the loccer room??? i swear he had a nooble!!!
nooble by xander torres March 5, 2008