freeway gap

A generously sized and inexplicable gap that sometimes occurs between groups of cars on the freeway, most often at night.
Matt: "Dude wtf are you doing?!? You're zig-zagging back and forth between lanes like a bloody lunatic!"

Brad: "It's alright dude, calm down ... can't you see we're in a freeway gap?"
by wxflurry October 01, 2010
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gym nemesis

A gym nemesis is a person whose presence in the gym has a consistent adverse effect on one's own gym-going experience. The most common manifestation of such a person is someone who always seems to be on the equipment that you want to use but they could also just be an obnoxious, disrespectful, or otherwise unpleasant fellow gym-goer.
Mike: "Damn Joe, that neanderthal over there has been hogging the bench press for like an hour. And that's the third time this week! I think this guy might be single-handedly responsible for my under-developed pecs!"

Joe: "You know what you've got yourself there, don't you?"

Mike: "No. What?"

Joe: "You've got yourself a gym nemesis my friend."

Mike: "Fuck my life."
by wxflurry December 04, 2013
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Speed Suggestion Sign

Those signs with numbers on them that occasionally dot the sides of roads/freeways.
The speed suggestion sign suggested I go 30 mph ... so I'm going 65.
by wxflurry April 01, 2012
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webby

The TV I wanted at Best Buy was not available in the store, so I purchased it on their webby.
by wxflurry February 18, 2014
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