wxflurry's definitions
An amalgamation of the words 'Bris' (Jewish ceremony of circumcision) and 'Christmas', 'Bristmas' is the term given to the long-held and sacred traditions that Jews hold on Christmas Day. Although there are minor variations in the way certain groups carry out the Bristmas traditions, the festivities typically consist of going out to see a movie and then getting Chinese food.
On Bristmas the Finkelstein's went to an afternoon showing of "American Hustle" and then grabbed dinner at Shanghai Palace.
by wxflurry December 25, 2013
Get the Bristmasmug. by wxflurry August 23, 2012
Get the Speed Suggestion Signmug. The phenomenon that occurs when a man wearing relatively tight/slim pants keeps his phone, wallet, iPod, etc. in his pocket, causing it to bulge out noticeably, so much so that it's often possible to identify the item from its outline alone.
Example #1
*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*
Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"
Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"
Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"
Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."
Example #2
*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*
Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"
Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"
*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*
Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"
Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"
Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"
Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."
Example #2
*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*
Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"
Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"
by wxflurry November 4, 2010
Get the Pocket Pregnancymug. A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.
Steve: "Hey man check it out, Laura 'liked' my status from last night about me coming in 17th place in that bowling competition! I think she wants the D."
Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
by wxflurry October 30, 2013
Get the easy likemug.