oreydon

I don't know what the fuck this means, but it's funny because it drives Jordan nuts.

Guy #1: dun...dun...dun....oreydon!
Guy #2: Shut the fuck up Corey!

by wvdrtnsf February 04, 2009

rescue call

A "rescue call" is set up in advance of a family gathering that you don't want to attend. This arrangement involves appointing a friend to call you at a pre-determined time, providing you with an excuse to leave early. A well timed rescue call occurs immediately after you have eaten.

Rescuee: Thanks for supper - the meat was good eh? Woosh!
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?

by wvdrtnsf May 03, 2009

Cabinets Sativa

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

jar of gold

A "jar of gold" is the big economy-sized jar of mayonnaise that some people keep in their fridge. God only knows what most people would do with such a big jar of mayo, but some people can't seem to get enough. A jar of gold can also be defined as a huge container of "Miracle Whip" which in fact is not really mayonnaise - it's a salad dressing or dip!

Little Boy: What's for supper Mom?

Mom: Sandwiches again!

Little Boy: Oooo! I'll bust out the jar of gold!

Mom: Make sure to get your sister to give you a hand - I don't want you to throw out your back again trying to lift that thing all by yourself!

by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009

Tug Lipe

Tug Lipe is how Filipinos say 'Thug Life' - they are all fans of 2Pac and alls they eat is barbeque. No eat big cookie.

White Guy: "Hey Geoff, what are you writing on your arm?"

Filipino: "Tug Lipe mons, Tug Lipe."

by wvdrtnsf August 14, 2009

Sodamine

Sodamine means "same here" or "same with me" in Filipino.

White Guy: I don't know about you, but I have a craving for some KFC!

Filipino Guy: Sodamine mons, sodamine.

by wvdrtnsf August 18, 2009

wvdrtnsf

Wvdrtnsf is an acronym that stands for "Weed volume defecit related to non-sufficient funds". It is a Nursing Diagnosis that can be used to plan care for when the heatbags are broke and jonesing for some good buds.

Heatbag: "Hey man, can I borrow 50 bucks until Thursday? I've got wvdrtnsf."

by wvdrtnsf August 22, 2009