wvdrtnsf's definitions

matt

A "Matt" is the end of a hand-rolled cigarette that you mistaken for a roach.

Guy #1: Dude! Check out the roach I found in your coffee can full of cigarette butts!
Guy #2: Smells like tobacco to me - it's probably just another Matt.

by wvdrtnsf February 4, 2009

Pineapple on the grill

'Pineapple on the grill' is what you yell when you see a hot chick walk in your restaurant (i.e. The Keg). The cooks usually yell this when they spot the hot chicks from the broiler bar, then they proceed to take turns fingering the prime rib.

Sweaty cook #1: "Hey dude, check out the talent that just walked in!"

Sweaty cook #2: (yelling at the top of his lungs) "PINEAPPLE ON THE GRILL!!!"

All male restaurant staff the proceed to the hostess station to check out the sweet ass.

by wvdrtnsf July 27, 2009

oreydon

I don't know what the fuck this means, but it's funny because it drives Jordan nuts.

Guy #1: dun...dun...dun....oreydon!
Guy #2: Shut the fuck up Corey!

by wvdrtnsf February 4, 2009

Homer Sexual

People who are attracted to Homer are called Homer Sexuals.

Marge: "I'm a fucking Homer Sexual"!!!

by wvdrtnsf August 24, 2009

Cabinets Sativa

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

Tug Lipe

Tug Lipe is how Filipinos say 'Thug Life' - they are all fans of 2Pac and alls they eat is barbeque. No eat big cookie.

White Guy: "Hey Geoff, what are you writing on your arm?"

Filipino: "Tug Lipe mons, Tug Lipe."

by wvdrtnsf August 14, 2009

road to treasure

The road to treasure is trail of hair that runs from a guy's belly button down to his dink.

Girl: What do you want me to do?

Guy: Follow the road to treasure! Agush!

by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009