AL-en Demp-C

A rare and rather outragious looking monster who habituates in the Formby Merseyside area aka 'Blanka'. Has two Schóns - Failure and Rat Boy.

Hello Schón!!!! Ehh Mushrooms!! Failure Schon. Once told his Scóns to join the army to kill people like others. "AL-en Demp-C"

by wuddawhist February 18, 2010

piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

PHT - Pubic Hair Theft

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

Coin Purse

Slang term for an organ of the body found only on males and Lady-boys, most know as the testicles.

Look schon Daddies got his coin purse caught in the spokes of his bicycle again. I shall have to get the doctor to give me a quick shuffty to sort it out.

by wuddawhist December 01, 2013

bum sleuth

A gay proctologist, or bum doctor. Can also be used as a slang word used for insult

My mates dad is a 'Bum Sleuth', or, 'shut it you Bum Sleuth!'

by WuddaWhist February 09, 2009

Genital Genocide

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing certain vulgar, sadistic sexual acts to human or animals genitals. This includes tieing elastic bands round a mans testicles while he is restrained, allowing the blood flow to be cut of so as the testicles drop off, into a saucepan and are subsequently cooked on a stove or fire. It also forbids anyone from taking part in the homosexual vulgar act of cock schlocking, were the man is tied down whilst three other men insert matches covered in paraffin or other flamable liquid, down the mans japs eye, then setting the matches alight and performing fallatio and masturbatory exercises on him. Genital Genocide is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.4 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Genital Genocide, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

wet wedge

when someone wedgies another in the swimming pool, when they are wearing swimming trunks

Ha' did you see that? that boy gave his mate a 'wet wedge'

by wuddawhist February 26, 2009