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Sandwhich

A concerningly high amount of people genuinely think this is the correct way to spell sandwich. I searched this term up on here expecting to be called an illiterate moron, but I wasn't.

Bob: I just ate a sandwhich

Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches

Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite

Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches

Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not

Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is

Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-

Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill

by wtf do I write in here bro July 18, 2024

bussiness

The female counterpart to bussin

this definition is mostly only here to make you feel not as pathetic for misspelling business.

something about someone nutting and someone saying wow you're bussin a nut but it's actually a female so they say oh no wait you're bussiness a nut. Jim.

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

Burning building

What you call a huge penis during anal sex. Usually without lube.

Holy shit I can feel his burning building inside of me!

by wtf do I write in here bro July 10, 2024

Undoubtably

George W. Bush undoubtedly used this word at least once in his life.

Georgy boy: America is undoubtably united

Insert laugh track

Georgie bud: Why must everybody laughing

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

Fortnight

When a person with an actual life attempts to spell Fortnite. Do not ever research this forbidden demonic entity they name "Fortnite". Legend tells that upon laying eyes on such a foul beast, thy mind shall turn to liquid, and thy maidens shall forsake thy side.

Jim: Bob.. Bob, I searched up Fortnite

Bob: Oh dear lord...

Jim: What does this mean for me, Bob?

Bob: Thy name tarnished, thou shalt face punishment unto the final star diminishes of light.

Jim: nvm I searched Fortnight

Bob: Oh thank god

by wtf do I write in here bro August 4, 2024

playwright

What kind of horrific demon decided it was a good fucking idea to name this playwright and not playwrite

I don't fucking wright the play. I write the play.

The unurban dictionary definition of playwright is: a person who writes plays. DO YOU FUCKING SEE WRIGHT ANYWHERE IN THERE???????????????? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

Popularmmos

A past arc that could make a grown man cry

Bob: Hey Jim! Why are you crying?

Jim: I just watched through the popularmmos crafting dead series

Bob: Oh..

Bob sheds a tear

by wtf do I write in here bro August 8, 2024