Librarby

That one time when your local library had a typo and was spelled librarby

It's all happened to us at least once before. Don't even try to lie
Jim: Let's go to the librarby

Bob: You mean library?

Jim: Haha! No, I meant librarby because that's what our library is named! I win, Bob. I WIN!

Bob: Actually, if you meant that, your sentence should've been "Let's go to Librarby"

Jim: FUCK
by wtf do I write in here bro August 06, 2024
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Fortnight

When a person with an actual life attempts to spell Fortnite. Do not ever research this forbidden demonic entity they name "Fortnite". Legend tells that upon laying eyes on such a foul beast, thy mind shall turn to liquid, and thy maidens shall forsake thy side.
Jim: Bob.. Bob, I searched up Fortnite

Bob: Oh dear lord...

Jim: What does this mean for me, Bob?

Bob: Thy name tarnished, thou shalt face punishment unto the final star diminishes of light.

Jim: nvm I searched Fortnight

Bob: Oh thank god
by wtf do I write in here bro August 04, 2024
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Cactuses

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.
Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.
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""

the guy who said "" doesn't mean anything is a lil bich
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recieve

You honestly should not be called illiterate for such a mistake. This word is just truly deceptive.
Jim: I just recieved 4 bucks from my mom's life insurance

Bob: Do you mean received?

Jim: BUT IT LOOKED SO RIGHT WHY GOD WHY
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perscription

you probably pronounce prescription like this too you dumb motherfucker
Jim: I need a perscription

Bob: You mean prescription?

Jim: No I need to figure out how many scripts I have so I need a perscription
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A very powerful word that's a combination of the words: shithead, idiot, retard, dumbass, bastard, asshole, cunt, and motherfucker
Bill: You are a shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker, Jim.

Jim: You're fired

Bill: HAHA! You can't fire me twice you shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker!

Bob: Into the incinerator you go

Bill: WHAT???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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