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Definitions by wtf do I write in here bro

Fortnight 

When a person with an actual life attempts to spell Fortnite. Do not ever research this forbidden demonic entity they name "Fortnite". Legend tells that upon laying eyes on such a foul beast, thy mind shall turn to liquid, and thy maidens shall forsake thy side.
Jim: Bob.. Bob, I searched up Fortnite

Bob: Oh dear lord...

Jim: What does this mean for me, Bob?

Bob: Thy name tarnished, thou shalt face punishment unto the final star diminishes of light.

Jim: nvm I searched Fortnight

Bob: Oh thank god

Cactuses 

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.
Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.
People who use this probably also use perchance incorrectly
Jim: Per say

Bob: Per se

Jim: Fuck you bob you dumbass piecashit

Hey guys, welcome back to another video 

words of the decade
Hey guys, welcome back to another video, today we are playing minecraft! This is episode #142 of my minecraft let's play.

Bob: CAN YOU TURN THAT SHIT DOWN, JIM?! I CAN HERE IT FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!!
The little brother of eachother
Jim: alot

Bob: a lot

Jim: a lot of deez nuts in your mouth

incompitent 

I believe in you. Sound it out

Said your 4th grade teacher
Jim: YOU INCOMPITENT FOOL

Jim: I MEAN YOU INCOMPITINT FOOL

Jim: WAIT NO I MEAN YOU ENCOMPITINT FOOL

Bob: I think I might die

perscription 

you probably pronounce prescription like this too you dumb motherfucker
Jim: I need a perscription

Bob: You mean prescription?

Jim: No I need to figure out how many scripts I have so I need a perscription