I didn't ask

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.

Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

by wtf do I write in here bro July 17, 2024

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Using this is seen as immature. It gives off the same energy as "shit" but it's said by people below the age of ten.

Jim: 我吃大便

Bob: 你... 啥？？？？？？

Jim: 很好很好吃是你的大便救命！我要去医院！！！！

Bob:救你的屁我不会帮你你是一个大傻瓜

Jim: 妈的! 我要爆炸向炸弹一样了!!

editor's note: You have no idea how painful it was going back and forth from english keyboard to Chinese keyboard. There's definitely a better way, but I'm way too lazy to find it so here's your little story that you can translate or whatever.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 13, 2024

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This phrase terrifies me to my very core because of one IGP video. It's this video about a subway train and somewhere at the end, the speaker that usually repeats the same phrases over and over again suddenly says a single very very unnerving loOk beHind youuu and Jesus Christ it scared the absolute hell out of me and IGP like AAAAAAA

Me: wow this video is pretty spooky

Speaker: ...police have investigated the murd- loOk beHind youuu

IGP: YO WTF

Me: YO WTF (but I'm more terrified)

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

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