playwright

What kind of horrific demon decided it was a good fucking idea to name this playwright and not playwrite

I don't fucking wright the play. I write the play.

The unurban dictionary definition of playwright is: a person who writes plays. DO YOU FUCKING SEE WRIGHT ANYWHERE IN THERE???????????????? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker

A very powerful word that's a combination of the words: shithead, idiot, retard, dumbass, bastard, asshole, cunt, and motherfucker

Bill: You are a shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker, Jim.

Jim: You're fired

Bill: HAHA! You can't fire me twice you shidiotardumbastasshuntherfucker!

Bob: Into the incinerator you go

Bill: WHAT???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by wtf do I write in here bro July 18, 2024

You're mom

What you say to your mom.

Jim: You're mom

Jim's mom: Yeah I know that you retard.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 04, 2024

Undoubtably

George W. Bush undoubtedly used this word at least once in his life.

Georgy boy: America is undoubtably united

Insert laugh track

Georgie bud: Why must everybody laughing

by wtf do I write in here bro July 22, 2024

Urban Dictionary dislike button

A button people mostly press whenever a definition insults them or calls them out. This makes them feel good.

see Urban Dictionary Names

How dare this definition call me dumb after I spelt retard as retart. Behold, the Urban Dictionary dislike button is here to save the day! I get to increase the number next to the thumbs down by a whole 1! Hold up, did this definition just flip me off??? This deserves a big fat dislike. What? You say I'm an Urban Dictionary dislike button addict? Hmmm... dislike from me.

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

大便

Using this is seen as immature. It gives off the same energy as "shit" but it's said by people below the age of ten.

Jim: 我吃大便

Bob: 你... 啥？？？？？？

Jim: 很好很好吃 是你的大便 救命！我要去医院！！！！

Bob:救你的屁 我不会帮你 你是一个大傻瓜

Jim: 妈的! 我要爆炸向炸弹一样了!!

editor's note: You have no idea how painful it was going back and forth from english keyboard to Chinese keyboard. There's definitely a better way, but I'm way too lazy to find it so here's your little story that you can translate or whatever.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 13, 2024

look behind you

This phrase terrifies me to my very core because of one IGP video. It's this video about a subway train and somewhere at the end, the speaker that usually repeats the same phrases over and over again suddenly says a single very very unnerving loOk beHind youuu and Jesus Christ it scared the absolute hell out of me and IGP like AAAAAAA

Me: wow this video is pretty spooky

Speaker: ...police have investigated the murd- loOk beHind youuu

IGP: YO WTF

Me: YO WTF (but I'm more terrified)

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024