Skip to main content

word jockey's definitions

shemorrhage

Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.

Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...

Similar to the having of a a shit fit.
Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.

optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...
by word jockey August 21, 2013
mugGet the shemorrhage mug.

blowing coat

hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.
my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.
by word jockey July 5, 2019
mugGet the blowing coat mug.

Drink This over

Sort of like "Think this over" only with diminished decision making faculties. Usually poor decisions come from this course of action. The act of making a decision fueled by booze.
Gee let me see... You want me to come to your hotel room and get naked with you. Let me drink this over a minute will you. Ok... whats the worst that can happen.
by word jockey April 11, 2015
mugGet the Drink This over mug.

wordjockey

A person who makes up words either intentionally or unintentionally as they are speaking.
President Bush was quite the wordjockey today in that speech today
by word jockey October 12, 2010
mugGet the wordjockey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email