hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.
by word jockey July 05, 2019
by word jockey October 10, 2010
Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.
Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...
No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.
No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.
by word jockey September 08, 2013
Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.
Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...
Similar to the having of a a shit fit.
Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...
Similar to the having of a a shit fit.
Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.
optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...
optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...
by word jockey July 11, 2013