wearing wooden pants

walking around with a hardon all the time

I go to the club and see all that fine ass,makes me walk around wearing wooden pants

by woodpile January 20, 2010

birthday Boxing Day

The day after your birthday is birthday Boxing Day

Spent my whole birthday Boxing Day hanging out my arse

by Woodpile October 11, 2022

woodie-hoodie

pop a hardon in your pants

everytime she sits on my lap I get a woodie-hoodie

by woodpile January 20, 2010

LLAH

even funnier than laughing your ass off,is laughing like a hyena,the most famous of all laffers.

The funniest thing you ever heard,you couldn't stop laughing,you were LLAH.

by woodpile February 08, 2010

bob the nob

A gay guy sucking another guy,that fag knows how to bob the nob.

bob is a general name for a guy,who is gay,that loves oral sex.A gay man who would rather bob the nob,suck your cock,then take it up the ass.

by woodpile January 25, 2010

WOTW

Woody Of The Week

She was totaly hot until I saw another hotter chick.My dick stay hard for her,she the WOTW

by woodpile January 19, 2010

LSHMRH

Laughing So Hard My Ribs Hurt after going to a comedy club and being sore for a week.

After we went to see George Lopez comedy act I LSHMRH.

by woodpile January 23, 2010