wolfbait51's definitions
Fuck dubbed is where a movie has been edited for TV and the bad words are lamely dubbed over in a voice not even close to the original actor's voice. Fortunately,you can usually read the actor's lips. Commonly called a "voice over".
I watched a Stevan Seagal movie where every time he said "fuck" it was fuck dubbed with the word "Fink" in a clearly Italian voice.
by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
Get the fuck dubbedmug. Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.
I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.
by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011
Get the bowling ball techniquemug. During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.
When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.
by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011
Get the G.I. butt wipemug. No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.
I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
Get the Tenacious Tmug. When heavy breasted women get fucked doggy-style in the northern hemisphere,their hanging boobs swing in a clockwise circular motion.Conversely,boobs in the southern hemisphere scribe a counterclockwise path.
by wolfbait51 May 18, 2011
Get the polar rotationmug. Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)
by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011
Get the butthole f stopsmug. by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
Get the chicken tendersmug.