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Definitions by wolfbait51

free style shitter 

A person who cannot defecate unless completely naked.Believe it or not,although rare,there are people who feel compelled to strip down in order to poop.It is most likely a harmless OCD condition.
I hope you're not waiting to get in the bathroom.Dad is in there and he is a free style shitter. Gonna be a while.
What you get from inadvertently picking up a soured washcloth to wash your face. The smell soaks into your skin and cannot be removed.Only after a new layer of skin is formed will the smell begin to fade.
Echhh! I got sour puss off that wash rag!!!
sour puss by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011

a censored, inconvenient truth 

Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. a censored, inconvenient truth is the last few drops of semen remaining in the urethra of the erect male penis that oozes out when the penis "derects" to travel size.
My dick stinks because of a censored, inconvenient truth that fermented in my boxers.

granny driver 

The little old blue haired lady who drives a car way to big for her.She cannot see over the steering wheel.She drives around with her right turn signal on constantly.The rear view mirror is useless because it is cocked into a make-up mirror position for applying lipstick.Usually has the back seat full of poodles or other useless dogs. Comes to a complete stop when making right hand turns for fear of flipping the car. Uses the horn instead of the brakes.
I'd rather follow a school bus at 3 o'clock than a granny driver.
granny driver by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

no chicken for me 

When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."
Mom: Pass your brother some fried chicken.
Son: No thanks. No chicken for me.

topiarist 

A sculptor of topiaries who can also cut nigger's hair.
Damn,Daekwon! That is one fly haircut!! Did you just come from the topiarist?
topiarist by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

rusty door hinge fart 

A long,protracted fart that sounds like a squeaky door in a haunted house
That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.