Temporary blindness resulting from a direct shot of hair spray to the eyes. The blindness can be a result of chemical irritation to the eye or from the eyelashes being glued together. Can also be caused from over-spray from another user in close proximity.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
A reverse mullet that is all party in the front and all business in the back and is worn by Mr Lyle Lovett.
by wolfbait51 May 07, 2011
A skid mark in your underwear that looks like a sergeant's stripes.(Chevrons). The only feasible explanation for this unusual phenomenon is a cross-crease wedgie combined with a really wet fart.
by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011
Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011
During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.
When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.
by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011
That stash of bread heels and hot dog/burger buns your mom keeps and tries to pass off as toast when she forgot to buy real bread at the store. Usually kept in the emergency cabinet next to the powdered milk.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011