wolfbait51's definitions

Mr. Pimp

An mixed drink containing 6oz. Mr Pibb and 1&1/2oz. Goldschläger. Named for pimp's fondness of gold (teeth and jewelry)

I got hammered on my signature drink- Mr. Pimp.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

butthole f stops

Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)

This one ole gal I knew had a gaping bunghole because her butthole f stops were all messed up.

by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011

polar rotation

When heavy breasted women get fucked doggy-style in the northern hemisphere,their hanging boobs swing in a clockwise circular motion.Conversely,boobs in the southern hemisphere scribe a counterclockwise path.

I had the ole lady's tits in full polar rotation last night.

by wolfbait51 May 18, 2011

camel humps

The bulging imprint of a large set of titties in a shirt or sweater. The second sexiest part of the camel,after the camel toe.

Check out the camel humps on that Hooter's girl.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

going brown

An environmentally friendly resources conservation measure where the toilet is flushed only after the bowl contains the crap of multiple cable laying sessions. A specific sub-type of "going green".

Going brown could potentially save 150 million gallons of water annually.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

bowling ball technique

Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.

I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

fuck dubbed

Fuck dubbed is where a movie has been edited for TV and the bad words are lamely dubbed over in a voice not even close to the original actor's voice. Fortunately,you can usually read the actor's lips. Commonly called a "voice over".

I watched a Stevan Seagal movie where every time he said "fuck" it was fuck dubbed with the word "Fink" in a clearly Italian voice.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011