Norwegian steam engine

This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can't escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.
I took this ole skank out on lovers lane and gave her the ole Norwegian steam engine.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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bi-quisitive

Inquisitive as to gender. When you see user names in a chat room or other forum but you can't tell if they are male or female.
I was hitting on another dude in the chatroom.I presumed it was a girl from the user name.I guesff in the future I'll be more bi-quisitive.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
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goose neck dick

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick
by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011
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rubber worthy

The determination of the fuck-worthiness of a female.(ie-whether they're worth wasting a rubber on). Analagous to Seinfeld's Elaine inspired "sponge worthy".
That girl looks pretty hot but I'm just not certain she's rubber worthy.
by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011
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fuck dubbed

Fuck dubbed is where a movie has been edited for TV and the bad words are lamely dubbed over in a voice not even close to the original actor's voice. Fortunately,you can usually read the actor's lips. Commonly called a "voice over".
I watched a Stevan Seagal movie where every time he said "fuck" it was fuck dubbed with the word "Fink" in a clearly Italian voice.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
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frisky toilet seat

A toilet seat that pinches your ass upon arising. Most common with wooden toilet seats that have an invisible hairline crack that opens with the weight of someone sitting but closes up and grabs some ass skin when the user rises and the weight is removed.
That frisky toilet seat at school got me for some skin and hair.
by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011
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coffart

A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.
I was already experiencing stomach cramps when I had a coffart and soiled myself.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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