wolfbait51's definitions

quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.

Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

extreme logging

This is where you're forced to take a shit (drop a log) in the woods while hiking/camping and the sapling you're holding on to, while squatting,snaps and you roll backwards into your own crap.

We called the camping trip off after my extreme logging mishap.The stink and green flies were just unbearable.

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

lophisticated

To be unsophisticated,unrefined,uncultured or simple. To have no class.

Breaking up with your girl by text message or e-mail is pretty lophisticated.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

zit mirror

A make-up mirror of at least 8-X magnification used specifically for popping zits and squeezing blackheads.Usually looks like it hit with a mashed potato grenade.

I like the way my zit mirror makes my zits look like volcanoes.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

husk hock

Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.

Some dude in the theater had the husk hock so bad he sounded like a dog yakking on a bone

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

beefy buttlips

Protruding buttocks as worn by Jennifer Hudson,Jennifer Lopez,Beyonce and Kim Kardashian,. Beefy buttlips are magnified two fold by pajama jeans and tight evening gowns.These people have so much junk in the trunk they also have a U-Haul trailer in tow.

Check out the imprint off those beefy buttlips on that gal in the sweat pants.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

camel humps

The bulging imprint of a large set of titties in a shirt or sweater. The second sexiest part of the camel,after the camel toe.

Check out the camel humps on that Hooter's girl.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011