Definitions by wolfbait51
G.I. butt wipe
During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.
When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.
G.I. butt wipe by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011
clitorivore
A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink love pea.A refined vagivore.
clitorivore by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
Vagivore
Vagivore by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
sitting on a poop knob
When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
sitting on a poop knob by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
dinnerrhea
Foods that tend to make the nose runny such as hot soup,spaghetti,chili beans and most Cajun dishes.
Dinnerrhea can be caused by the steam off the food opening the sinuses or by the spices in the food like chili powder and curry.
dinnerrhea by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
pistachioed
pistachioed by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
Velcro on the ceiling
My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.
Velcro on the ceiling by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011