Definitions by wolfbait51
the carnal reserve bank
Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.
I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.
the carnal reserve bank by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011
Pop Tart Napalm
When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
Pop Tart Napalm by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
accidental enucleation
When a pirate momentarily forgets he has a hook for a hand and uses it to scratch or rub an itchy eye thus taking out his own eye. The primary reason many pirates have eye patches.
Many pirates suffer accidental enucleation of the eye from rubbing the sleepers from their eyes with their hook hand.
accidental enucleation by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
the ultimate homophobe freak-out
This is an intentional and well practiced move on the part of two straight males or two straight females to irk,irritate,gross out or freak a hard core homophobe. One of the pair sits on the lap of the other and plays with the partner's hair then spits his/her chewing gum straight up in the air only to have the partner catch it in his/her mouth like a hungry sea gull. Very effective stunt. Known to make the homophobe throw up.
These two guys went into the boss lady's office and did the ultimate homophobe freak-out move on her. She suspended them both for 2 days.
the ultimate homophobe freak-out by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
ghetto conestoga
A 7-8 year old vehicle with a Blue Book value of < $2,000 that has been "all nigga'd up" with $10,000 of aftermarket bling such as 22 inch wagon wheels and rubber band tires,European tail lights,a window rattling 5,000 watt amplifier and sub woofer system,and fake fur interior trim.
ghetto conestoga by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011
beaner beamer
A Tijuana taxi type automobile preferred by Mexicans.Typically a mid to late 60's Chevy Impala with a flashy paint job,small wheels and tires,air bag suspension kits,and an interior tricked out in velvet,fake fur,and pom-pom fringe.
beaner beamer by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011
potatoes and gravy
An unusual and rare type of shit that consists of round,slimy turds about the size of new potatoes in a thick,diarrhea sauce. AKA Gruesome Goulash
I really had to clench my butt cheeks to keep the gravy from oozing out from the potatoes and gravy in my colon.
potatoes and gravy by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011