Means you get to stand the entire trip inside a passenger car with dot-heads packed shoulder to shoulder rather than ride on the roof of a cattle car or hang off a handrail.
I'll be touring India for 2 weeks this summer.My travel agent scalped me a first class Indian train ticket.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
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hair Dickey

Guys that are super hairy and like to display their chest plumage buy unbuttoning their shirts down to their navel or wearing V-neck shirts and it looks like they're wearing a hair turtleneck Dickey. Very common with guidos.
Check out guido over their with the gold chain and the hair Dickey.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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dirty aquarium

A diarrhea event that stains the toilet water a weak tea color and leaves a layer of brown sludge in the bottom of the bowl that resembles dirty sand resulting in a toilet that looks like an aquarium in dire need of cleaning.
I wish you would flush after you shit.That toilet looks like a dirty aquarium.
by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011
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shit shivers

That tingly,goose-bumpy feeling you get when a particularly robust turd rounds "cape corn" in your colon and scrapes against your spine.
I was pinchin' a loaf this morning and a massive loggerhead turd gave me a case of the shit shivers
by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011
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erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.
I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.
by wolfbait51 May 03, 2011
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have to throw these underwear away. They have a censored, inconvenient truth in them
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
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Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. a censored, inconvenient truth is the last few drops of semen remaining in the urethra of the erect male penis that oozes out when the penis "derects" to travel size.
My dick stinks because of a censored, inconvenient truth that fermented in my boxers.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
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