japan

a nation so technologically advanced that...
they still eat with sticks?

as i peered into the window of the most intelligent technological experts from japan, they opted to archaically eat with sticks

by william joseph hemmington April 08, 2006

avenues

A gang residing around the Highland Park area of Los Angeles, California.

A group of anvenues wrote their cholo words all over the wall.

by william joseph hemmington December 23, 2004

cumicide

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.

did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

by william joseph hemmington January 08, 2006

modest

not inclined to engage in sexual acts
prude

Since Mary didn't give me any, I am labelling her modest.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

raging waters

A theme park in San Dimas, California with incredibly beautiful and bodacious teenage girls. Come especially when the junior life guard team comes and you will see baywatch babes in the making.

5 year old boy: I went to Raging Waters and strangely attained rigamortus of my genitals.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

tuna can

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

Loyola

Loyola High School of Los Angeles is among the greatest high schools in this nation. We have gotten many championships in just about every sport. Our gridiron is a tremendous powerhouse and we are led by a great man and a respected man and friend of mine named Steve Grady. We won the national championship in 1975! Not only that, but our academics are outstanding. We average a 1400 SAT and have impecable GPAs. Anyone who doesn't like Loyola must either go to bastard schools like Mater Dei, Hart, Servite, and other Loyola wannabe schools in the Serra League.

Mater Dei Boy 1: Today Loyola came out and knocked our heads off.
Mater Dei Boy 2: I know. I might even have a concussion right now.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004