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I sat down to write you a letter and then picked up the tape recorder and just "riffed" 'til the batteries deflated.
by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003
Get the riffing mug.My last manuscript went to this 20-something junior editor in pigtails and a parochial-school skirt. It "blew her skirt up" around her face, revealing revealing a silver thong that wasn't so parochial. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003
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Get the hors d'oeuvre-ivore mug.The end of a relationship. The time when a relationship ends, at least in the heart of the one breaking up.
Pronounced "chow time."
Pronounced "chow time."
After he cheated on his girlfriend the fourth time and she found out about it, it was ciaotime for the boyfriend.
by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011
Get the ciaotime mug.Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.
by William Dean A. Garner March 13, 2011
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