will bitten's definitions

Ageless Beauty

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.

The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!

by will bitten October 2, 2016

Werewolf's Dick

When pubic hair runs all along the shaft of some dude's dick resembling that of a Werewolf and/or some other hairy animal.

Don was stripped down naked when he passed out at the party around 12am. Everyone was laughing at his Werewolf's Dick.

by will bitten March 22, 2017

Jizz Wiper

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.

Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.

by will bitten October 8, 2016

Picket Teeth

A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.

Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!

by will bitten December 21, 2016

Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.

When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

by will bitten October 8, 2016

Schorn

A mixture of corn and shit that one would eat in order to have sex with a hot chick .

I would eat the Schorn out of her ass just to get next to her asshole and I don't even like corn!

by will bitten December 27, 2016

Mouth Sores

What women get from sucking dirty dick. Usually in the form of some herpes of the gum line or cankers.

Tina started getting a bleeding mouth lately. She went on a dick binge and picked up Mouth Sores from a shit load of filthy cock.

by will bitten February 11, 2017