Mash the Drain

When you cannot get out of the shower fast enough to shit so you accidentally drop loaf in the tub. You must now mash it down the drain with your big toe.

"I had no time to jump out of the shower to crap out last night's tacos so I had to mash the drain cuz I shit the tub ."

by will bitten October 06, 2016

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016

Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.

I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.

by will bitten May 29, 2018

Whistle Tooth

When someone says their C'S and/or S's with a high pitched tooth whistling noise that pierces the eardrum.

DeAndra was so hot until she kept saying she wanted a Caesar with her damn Whistle Tooth. Bitch pierced my brain.

by will bitten November 12, 2017

Basketball Hands

A woman with such long fingers looks like she could palm a Basketball.

" That girl could put 10 rings on that one finger Bro! She definitely has Basketball Hands!!"

by will bitten April 20, 2018

Betty the Yeti

A term given to a woman with very hairy forearms, sideburns and a 5 O'Clock shadow on the upper lip. God only knows what lies underneath the clothing.

I saw a woman with a full on goatee. Betty the Yeti must have the day off from the Circus Freakshow.

by will bitten October 20, 2017

Si

Having a sign language rap battle.

Tommy couldn't hear the shit that Warren was signing about him.

by will bitten December 21, 2016