social media laundering

The act of getting another person to post a potentially controversial comment on social media sites (e.g. Facebook, Google+, Twitter etc.) because of a concern that the post will offend ones friends and/or reflect poorly on oneself.
John, who was a liberal (and kind of a pussy), and had a lot of conservative friends, decided to do some social media laundering when posting his views on social issues.
by weyus August 07, 2011
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shameabout

The act of walking home from a party or other social event where one has drunk too much and committed embarrassing acts, rather than that waiting for or asking for a ride. Often done clandestinely (i.e., without letting your friends know you left).

Usage: Shameabout can be used without an article, in the same way as safari or sabbatical (i.e., "on shameabout")
Partygoer #1 - Hey, where did Rick go?
Partygoer #2 - He had a few too many and started fondling the hostess with a soup ladle. Then he serenaded everyone with a rendition of "The Fat Boys Are Back" and threw up on the new sofa. I think he's on shameabout."
by weyus January 10, 2012
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bruhnilingus

Performing analingus on your best bro.
After a lengthy bout of latently homoerotic horseplay, John found himself getting a mustache ride from his bro, Randy. Said Randy to John as he took a break: “Enjoying that bruhnilingus, bro?”
by weyus October 24, 2014
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shitfacetweet

To tweet (post messages to Twitter) while intoxicated.
I got drunk last night and decided to shitfacetweet what I was thinking.
by weyus August 05, 2010
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glitterblast

The act of dispensing glitter onto the face of a sex partner immediately after ejaculating onto the aforementioned face.
Janet: "OMG, Suzy, you look fabulous!"

Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."
by weyus May 12, 2013
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errorogenous zone

An area of the body that generates absolutely no sexual arousal of any sort when stimulated.
Dan: Gurllll, I'mma lick yo elbows 'til ya squirt...
Julie: Stop it fool - don't you know the elbow is an errorogenous zone?
by weyus May 17, 2018
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ingratio

Providing fellatio in order to ingratiate yourself to one or more people and get something you want in return. While this can literally occur, often it is meant euphemistically.
Bob, hoping to get a job after some time being laid off, considered the idea of ingratio with respect to his new job.
During the interview he thought "Gentlemen, I'm excited to start sucking this cock." Luckily, he did not say this out loud.
by weyus February 05, 2021
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