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Definitions by wet cargo boy

Douchey = an obnoxious broad - a douche-bag ! Douche-bags tend to be very douchey. Many doucheys are very ugly - I bet many of them are closet Lesbians who hate men. Most of these broads have very few manners, yet alone any class.

Most of these broads are tough - they dont take alot of shit from anyone, yet they can unload alot of shit on anyone they so choose.

An accurate description of a douchey - a douche bag broad with balls !
One of my former managers was a real douchey - an arogant, obnoxious & pushy douche-bag boss.
douchey by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006
Pucker = asshole. An asshole will often tighten up- or pucker up - when something important happens. Any event, good or bad, business or pleasure can cause one's asshole to pucker. When my asshole is all puckered up, it is closed real tight - like a fortress.
My asshole got all puckered up the other day when I won a major sales contract !
pucker by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

pushy broad

Pushy broad = an arrogant obnoxious power hungry woman - often quite douchey in her manner. Many pushy broads live for their careers and will do whatever-it-takes to get ahead in the corporate world. Manners and tact are foreign to most of these women - as the ticket to the top is often sought & acheived by being arrogant, pushy and obnoxious. Most of these broads are cold as ice, often possessing no sense of humility or humor. Being a classy lady is usually not a characteristic trait for these kind of women.

Many of these pushy broads could also be defined as doucheys - douche bags. Women with balls !

One of my former managers was a pushy broad - Whoa, she could, and would, cut your balls off in an instant. She could, and often did, push her way into any business situation - the bottom line, she acheived her goals, but she had no class.
pushy broad by WET CARGO BOY April 4, 2006

triangulation 

Triangulation = a 3 or more way format during sex. Many powerful people like to engage in triangulation as a way of having sex - they like to have multiple sex partners participating with him - or her - at the same time. This is often referred to as a 3 way. Ego, status and power are often the reasons for engaging in this kind of sexual activity. The feeling of authority, power & control is paramount.
An older powerful corporate CEO who likes to have sex with much younger women - often engaging in 3 way sex with these young beauties. The aging CEO feels like the king of the hill being able to participate and control these young little chicks while engaging in sex. He is participating in what is better known as a 3 way triangulation.
triangulation by WET CARGO BOY April 4, 2006

corporate douche bag 

Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.

Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.

These broads are douche bags with balls.
The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !
Gas bag = wind bag, pompous, talkative, bloviator. One who bloviates - constantly talking, often in a longwinded pompous manner. Many of these folks like the sound of their own voice - often unaware of those around them who are often laughing at them behind their backs. These folks are often very vain and conceited - impressed by their own self importance. Many politicans are gas bags, full of empty hot air.

These folks are sometimes referred to as popinjays.
Many politicans are gas bags - long winded pompous people who are usually bloviating over their own self importance.
gas bag by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006

garrulous 

Garrulous = talkative. Some who is very talkative is often referred to as being garrulous. Bloviating is a from of being garrulous - when one is a longwinded pompous windbag he is bloviating. He is also being garrulous at the same time by being overly talkative.

Most politicans are garrulous - overly talkative about little of importance - talking more about themselves.

Another term for someone who tends to be garrulous - is popinjay. A popinjay is a person who talks way too much in a conceited manner.

I recently went to a political fundraiser - for the most part the speakers were garrulous - way to talkative with out saying anything substantive. There was more bloviating taking place than important discussion. These garrulous windbags were being popinjays.
garrulous by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006