Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.
Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."
Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"
Duder 2: "For like 6 months."
Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"
Duder 2: "For like 6 months."
by westfalia January 11, 2010
Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
by westfalia December 08, 2009
When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.
Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
by westfalia January 20, 2010
Chica: "Hey baby, hold on a second. This will be our 400th time! We should do something special."
Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"
Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."
Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."
Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"
Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."
Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."
by westfalia December 17, 2009
Black Duder: "Yo dogg I speak da truf! I saw that trick at da club last night."
White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"
White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."
White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"
White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."
by westfalia January 28, 2010
Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."
Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."
Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."
by westfalia February 11, 2010
The look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. Most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. A jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy ejaculates.
Duder 1: "Hurry up in there dude, I gotta trim my bush."
Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."
Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."
Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."
Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."
by westfalia December 29, 2009