westfalia's definitions

Chappelle Tourettes

Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.

Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"

Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"

Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"

Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."

by westfalia December 8, 2009

Gibbit Gibbit

A term used when talking about sexual intercourse. It's most effective when paired with pelvic thrusting and pumping of the arms.

Dude 1: "Hey man did you gibbit gibbit that girl last night?" (while thrusting pelvis and pumping arms)

Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"

by westfalia December 9, 2009

relex

A combination of 'relax' and 'sex'. Relex is the act of relaxing while having sexual intercourse.

Duder 1: "How was your first time?"

Duder 2: "Oh man it was cool. I was totally relex. I wasn't nervous at all."

Duder 1: "You're my idol dude."

by westfalia December 9, 2009

Blaggle

Used to convey a feeling of disgust or sickness. It is most commonly used as a sound effect for someone throwing up. Variations include 'BUHgaggle' which adds a powerful emphasis to your disgust and 'blaggly' which describes something disgusting.

Dude 1: "Last night while I was fucking that girl from the club I couldn't see my dick because her stomach rolls were covering it."

Dude 2: "Oh my god! Blaggle!"

Dude 1: "Whatever man she's so hot."

Dude 2: "I've never seen anything more blaggly in my life dude, sorry."

by westfalia December 10, 2009

bac-o-whore

A loser that does anything for bacon and is obsessed with all bacon flavored products.

Duder 1: "Is that bacon cologne? No girl is going to fuck you with that on."

Duder 2: "Dude I don't care, I'm all about the bacon!"

Duder 1: "You're such a bac-o-whore."

by westfalia December 10, 2009

preheat the oven

An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.

Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."

Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."

by westfalia December 11, 2009

microwave

An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.

Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."

Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."

by westfalia December 11, 2009