The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
by westfalia April 23, 2010
The people you invite (usually your best friends) to one of your family get togethers who end up making an ass out of you and ruining the party.
Duder: "What are you doing with that squirt gun?"
Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"
Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"
Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"
Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."
Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"
Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"
Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"
Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"
Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."
Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"
by westfalia January 13, 2010
A term that used when a large amount of grenades are thrown and explode at one time. Most commonly used while playing video games online.
Duder 1: "Damn dude they comin' on strong."
Duder 2: "Oh shit! Hella nades son! Crouch! Crouch!"
Duder 1: "Damn dude, I died."
Duder 2: "Oh shit! Hella nades son! Crouch! Crouch!"
Duder 1: "Damn dude, I died."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
A canine that has a look on his face of utter despair. Each time you look a suicidal dog in the eyes it makes you wonder if the dog's ever going to try to commit suicide.
Duder 1: "What the hell is wrong with your beagle dude? He looks like he wants to kill himself."
Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."
Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."
Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."
Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."
by westfalia January 04, 2010
The signature at the bottom of the emails sent from your iPhone. Your iSignature is typically changed from 'Sent from my iPhone' to something funny.
Duder 1: "So, anyway are we all going to kick it this weekend or what? I'm free Friday anytime after 7 and I'll make sure to kick my boo out so we can have dudes night. Just make sure ya'll don't drink too much because last time you tried to kiss me. You guys are such fags."
Duder 2: "I'm down. Sent from my iFuckinHateYouGuys"
Duder 3: "Nice iSignature you dick. We hate you and your iPhone too. PS: I'm down for Friday night."
Duder 2: "I'm down. Sent from my iFuckinHateYouGuys"
Duder 3: "Nice iSignature you dick. We hate you and your iPhone too. PS: I'm down for Friday night."
by westfalia July 19, 2010
Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
by westfalia February 13, 2010
A model skull complete with eye sockets, mouth, a nose and hair that is forged out of clay. Once fired, this clay head turns into an unbreakable head, if and only if, it can withstand a fall from a second story window or higher. Most unbreakable heads are made in high school art class.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude nice head."
Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"
Duder 1: "Of course!"
(after the test...)
Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"
Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"
Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"
Duder 1: "Of course!"
(after the test...)
Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"
Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"
by westfalia January 12, 2010