Definitions by well alright then boomer

Dream Stan 

Someone with no dad.

"I heard a Dream Stan defaced a Native American memorial."

Dream Stan by well alright then boomer August 11, 2021

Katana

Someone who's got your back.

"This is Katana, she's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims."

Katana by well alright then boomer August 11, 2021

high-grounded 

The act of losing both your arms and legs within a short period of time.

Person 1- Dude, did you here what happened to Zac?

Person 2- Yeah man, it was brutal. He got high-grounded by a train.

high-grounded by well alright then boomer February 17, 2020

Sand 

A substance known to be course and rough that tends to get everywhere.

I don't like sand.

Sand by well alright then boomer February 8, 2020

Nexo Knights 

A fucking iconic show by Lego that defines my childhood.

Me: Do you know the key to comedy?
My friend: What?
Me: Timing.
My friend: Did you just quote Nexo Knights?
Me: Goddamn right I did.

Nexo Knights by well alright then boomer December 13, 2019

Foodism

A religion that worships Cheesus Rice, the only bun of Cod, Cod the reheater, and the Holy Toast.

My romantic partner: Will you marry me?
Me: Sorry. You need to be of my religion.
My romantic partner: What's your religion?
Me: Foodism.

Foodism by well alright then boomer December 13, 2019

$1.95 

The price Seymour Krelborn paid to end the world.

The old man sold it to me anyways... for $1.95!

$1.95 by well alright then boomer December 9, 2019