That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
by weave December 10, 2003
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SMUGGLIN' RAISINS

When a wench is sporting the hardest, most erect nipples in existence, which literally punches holes through their bra and shirt!
Must have been a bit nipply out tonite because Donna looks like she walked straight out of the shower and into the cold Arctic air...she was undoubtedly smugglin' raisins. Those nipples were so hard and long that you could have dialed a rotary phone with them sons-of-bitches!!!!!
by weave December 06, 2003
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OBSOLAGNIUM

the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age.
My great uncle Bucksnort did not display any signs of obsolagnium whatsoever. At age 96, he was putting the blocks to Aunt Mabel like a jackrabbit on steroids.
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A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

"A bustle in your hedgerow," the enigmatic line in Led Zep's "Stairway To Heaven" classic, has mystified music mavens for decades. Hopefully, the following will sprinkle a scintilla of elucidation and edification upon this cryptic conundrum.

A hedgerow is a hedge that surrounds many estates in Britain.

Bustle, or noise or activity, used in this sense, means a disturbance close to home. Something's happening in your world!

It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.

Spring cleaning is an old domestic ritual cleaning meant to do away with the troubles of the past year and prepare for the coming year, and often includes disposing of old, useless things that have been lying around.

The May Queen was a maiden chosen by a village to represent the hopes and potential for the coming year. She was a symbol of beauty, spring and new beginnings.

So here, as an analogy, the lyric refers to getting rid of old and outdated systems in order to allow progress to occur.

OR it can refer to menarche, or the first menstrual cycle, signifying that a girl is coming of age.

OR, it could mean that you have a fuckin' bee in your bonnet!
No example needed.
by weave January 09, 2004
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OPHELIMITY

the aptitude or ability to fulfill and please one's sex partner
If most men rated Carmen Electra's ophelimity on a scale from 1 to 10, I bet they'd say 15!
by weave September 21, 2003
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IT'S ALL RELATIVE

The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."
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