weave's definitions

punk'd

fooled, tricked, made the butt of a practical joke

by weave May 25, 2003

MOMO (ALSO MO-MO)

a moron or idiot; a goof, tool, ass clown; botard; asstard

The guy is such a momo that Id like to beat him like left-handed, red-headed stepchild.

by weave March 27, 2003

NISUS

the strenuous physical exertion, usually accompanied by some degree of grunting, while sitting on the hopper, and forcing out a stanky, steamy loaf.

This morning upon awakening, I ever-so-gingerly lowered my rompers, sat on the throne, and experienced some vein-popping nisus -- thought my fuckin' eyes were gonna pop out of my sockets!

by weave September 17, 2003

double clicking the mouse

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar

As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

by weave March 22, 2003

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay

sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.

When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.

by weave March 24, 2003

PODOBROMHIDROSIS

a malodorous condition of one's feet, accompanied by a cheesy / vinegary smell.

I was afflicted with such a whopping bout of podobromhidrosis that my feet smelled more rancid than the exotic cheese section at my local deli.

by weave September 20, 2003

RUB THE BACON

to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.

John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.

by weave August 22, 2003