Definitions by weasel

blowing hard ass 

the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs

while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative

blowing hard ass by weasel May 2, 2005

sniper in the hole 

the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face

last night i skeeted all in nikkis face when i was a sniper in the hole

sniper in the hole by weasel May 1, 2005

pipe cleaning 

when you receive an orgasmically felacio from a chick; usually its when you haven't received a felacio in a while

last night mandy cleaned my pipe and i busted all in her face

pipe cleaning by weasel April 23, 2005

flapjack and a cigarette 

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

flapjack and a cigarette by weasel April 23, 2005

nuz 

nuz comes from the ancient chinese phrase meaning "one who is cool and is in control"

english derivative "nuz" is equivalent to slang phrase of cool

that was a nuz movie
your shirt is nuz
you are the nuz

nuz by weasel February 16, 2005

sex pee 

sex pee is where you came, but didnt pee right afterwards, and then when you go to piss afterwads, it shoots off in the wrong direction.

dude, I fuct Ally last night man, but we fell asleep, and like, i had sex pee. So i had to clean up the floors...

sex pee by Weasel February 3, 2005

volva 

a dance when you slap your hand, on the sides your thighs/ vagina part and rotate your hips

bitch i can volva you any day volva you anyday!!

volva by weasel January 20, 2005