wardswords 's definitions

Crook As Rookwood

Crook is Australian slang for feeling sick as in, "I'm feelin' real crook, mate." It can also mean something that is distasteful as in, "That's crook!" Rookwood Cemetery is located in Sydney, Australia, so something must be real bad or rotten to say it's as crook as Rookwood.

"Mate, seriously, she was as crook as Rookwood."

by wardswords November 25, 2016

Had Me By The Balls

This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.

She had me by the balls so I had to go along with her to see her mother.

by wardswords November 26, 2016

Too Hot To Sleep

A person is too hot to sleep when they have binged, over-indulged and pigged-out on enough stimulants to render them incapable of sleep, waking everybody in the neighbourhood who can.
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‘He's been on it for daze....'

'Yeah, he's too hot to sleep.'

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

Bun Protector

An Aussie male is called a bun protector when he stops every other guy in the room from talking to a very available and very single girl.

No one can get a look in with that good sort with that bun protector hangin' around.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

Pub Psychologist

An understanding and sympathetic person people turn to in a pub or bar to talk about their problems.

He got it all sorted after speaking to the pub psychologist.

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Sleazemeister

A king of sleaze.

Whatever you want, the sleazemeister can get it for you.

by wardswords November 29, 2016

Funmaster

You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!

The party was a flop until the Funmaster strode into the room…

by Wardswords November 25, 2021