wade's definitions

nascar

A bunch of idiots going right for way too long. Are you friggin' kidding me? These guys think going in circles makes them look fast? Trying turning right every now and then you flamin' idiots! F1 and the WRC drivers have more skill in their big toe nail than these rednecks!

Let's all get together and drink beer at the Nascar event and look like total retards! MAybe someone will crash so we actually have some art for the living room!

by wade July 5, 2004

antique

To hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. Results in the production of "nose muffins".

Let's antique his sleeping ass.

by Wade March 21, 2003

dayva

dayva is the most funny, sexy, gorgeous,amazing,charismatic person you’ll ever meet.she could care less about what people think of her and she’s got a heart of gold. if you’re lucky enough to be in a relationship with dayva she will love you with her whole heart so don’t break her because you’ll lose all her love n respect. dayva is not one to fuck with she will ruin your life

dayva is gorgeous.

by wade September 5, 2021

huh

an expression used to enhance your point.

Watch the hair huh!
Or any sentence + huh.
John already has an apple huh!

by wade July 1, 2002

gistapo kick

a really hard kick directed at the anus by a realy angry person.

i was in k-mart when zack gistapo kicked me.

by wade February 3, 2005

cock wanger

My little brother, Taylor...

by Wade March 22, 2003

inflared

meaning both inflammed and flaring up...all at once

I twisted my knee while kneeling in front of some Belgian guy, and now it's inflared.

by Wade November 23, 2004