Definitions by von strudelburg

myriad 

it is a fancy word for NUMEROUS that one learns in college or highschool. it is often used by tv broadcasters to make themself sound smarter. many of them put an article in front of it and say, THERE WAS A MYRIAD, thus actually sounding dumber.

cnn reporter - there are a myriad of ways to get the job done in the capital.

myriad by von strudelburg October 15, 2013

working the elephant 

is alot like spanking the monkey as it brings an animal into the masterbation process. this image refers to the trunk being the penis

Ever since Jim lost his girlfriend, he has ben working the elephant more with his hand on the trunk all day.

working the elephant by von strudelburg October 13, 2013

PPMLF 

This is an acronym for PROMPT PAYMENT MAKES LASTING FRIENDSHIP

I need the money so it would be nice if you would PPMLF me.

PPMLF by von strudelburg October 8, 2013

snoodle 

cross bewteen a poodle and a schnazer

the snoodle puupies came out looking like their father who was a schnauzer, even though the mother was a poodle.

snoodle by von strudelburg September 24, 2013

flash post

a post of something on Facebook or Twitter which is quickly deleted if the person posting it does not get any "likes," or postivie comments.

I keep flash posting that picture of me in a bathing suit but when no ones says anything, i delete it again.

flash post by von strudelburg September 23, 2013

nadaling

reaching up your rectum between points in a tennis match

He has a nervous habit of nadaling and I think he is getting shit on the ball.

nadaling by von strudelburg September 22, 2013

burgosity 

a mixture of audacity and selfishness.

It took alot of burgosity to show up at the party uninvited, eat all the food, and leave without saying a word to anyone.

burgosity by von strudelburg September 5, 2013