flash post

a post of something on Facebook or Twitter which is quickly deleted if the person posting it does not get any "likes," or postivie comments.

I keep flash posting that picture of me in a bathing suit but when no ones says anything, i delete it again.

by von strudelburg September 23, 2013

PPMLF

This is an acronym for PROMPT PAYMENT MAKES LASTING FRIENDSHIP

I need the money so it would be nice if you would PPMLF me.

by von strudelburg October 08, 2013

sniss

when a man pisses and sneezes at the same time thus losing control over the projection of his piss

I heard Bill sniss while he was in the bathroom and sure enough there was piss all over the toilet seat and the floor.

by von strudelburg January 15, 2014

schnorkus

someone that snorts cocaine from a shag carpet.

He drop his powder off the coffee table and was still able to schnorkus it from the shag carpet.

by von strudelburg August 27, 2013

upsnoutiscope

when a dog smells food on the table and lifts his snout up to smell it better and get closer to it.

It was upsnoutiscope when Rover smelled steak on the table.

by von strudelburg September 04, 2013

esposas

is a slang term used in mexican communities to refer to handcuffs.

Esposa is also the word for wife.

they put the esposas on the criminal as soon as they caught him.

by von strudelburg October 17, 2013

nadaling

reaching up your rectum between points in a tennis match

He has a nervous habit of nadaling and I think he is getting shit on the ball.

by von strudelburg September 22, 2013