von strudelburg's definitions

fullget

A short person, slightly taller than a midget. Full size midget.

he is five feet tall and looks like a fullget.

by von strudelburg September 5, 2016

snotput

when a person shoots snot on the ground by holding one side of their nose and blowing

I wish Aggassi would quit snotputting on the tennis court.

by von strudelburg August 9, 2016

sniss

when a man pisses and sneezes at the same time thus losing control over the projection of his piss

I heard Bill sniss while he was in the bathroom and sure enough there was piss all over the toilet seat and the floor.

by von strudelburg January 15, 2014

cloud

with the advent of the vaporizer the word CLOUD is used to refer to the vapor inside the clear plastic bag attachedment because it looks like a cloud and is wáter inside the bag rather than smoke.

hey dude, stop bogarting the bag and pass it over here while there is still some cloud in there.

by von strudelburg October 18, 2013

schlepinshamus

a yiddish word that refers to a person that hangs around and helps you with errands around the house or rides with you when you go somewhere just to keep you company and because they have nothing better to do.

Bill is my schlepinshamus and will usually ride with me when I have to take the dog for her haircut. He drives around the block while I take the dog in because there is no where to park around there.

by von strudelburg October 18, 2013

stick sto

this refers to a Stop and Go or any convenience store and is a term used by many people that live in south Chicago. Stick being what you buy and sto is short for store.

I need a snack so I am going to the stick sto

by von strudelburg October 18, 2013

esposas

is a slang term used in mexican communities to refer to handcuffs.

Esposa is also the word for wife.

they put the esposas on the criminal as soon as they caught him.

by von strudelburg October 17, 2013