von strudelburg's definitions

snoodle

cross bewteen a poodle and a schnazer

the snoodle puupies came out looking like their father who was a schnauzer, even though the mother was a poodle.

by von strudelburg September 24, 2013

schlepinshamus

a yiddish word that refers to a person that hangs around and helps you with errands around the house or rides with you when you go somewhere just to keep you company and because they have nothing better to do.

Bill is my schlepinshamus and will usually ride with me when I have to take the dog for her haircut. He drives around the block while I take the dog in because there is no where to park around there.

by von strudelburg October 18, 2013

PPMLF

This is an acronym for PROMPT PAYMENT MAKES LASTING FRIENDSHIP

I need the money so it would be nice if you would PPMLF me.

by von strudelburg October 8, 2013

sniss

when a man pisses and sneezes at the same time thus losing control over the projection of his piss

I heard Bill sniss while he was in the bathroom and sure enough there was piss all over the toilet seat and the floor.

by von strudelburg January 15, 2014

fullget

A short person, slightly taller than a midget. Full size midget.

he is five feet tall and looks like a fullget.

by von strudelburg September 5, 2016

snotput

when a person shoots snot on the ground by holding one side of their nose and blowing

I wish Aggassi would quit snotputting on the tennis court.

by von strudelburg August 9, 2016

working the elephant

is alot like spanking the monkey as it brings an animal into the masterbation process. this image refers to the trunk being the penis

Ever since Jim lost his girlfriend, he has ben working the elephant more with his hand on the trunk all day.

by von strudelburg October 13, 2013