von strudelburg's definitions

snoodle

cross bewteen a poodle and a schnazer

the snoodle puupies came out looking like their father who was a schnauzer, even though the mother was a poodle.

by von strudelburg September 24, 2013

flash post

a post of something on Facebook or Twitter which is quickly deleted if the person posting it does not get any "likes," or postivie comments.

I keep flash posting that picture of me in a bathing suit but when no ones says anything, i delete it again.

by von strudelburg September 23, 2013

esposas

is a slang term used in mexican communities to refer to handcuffs.

Esposa is also the word for wife.

they put the esposas on the criminal as soon as they caught him.

by von strudelburg October 17, 2013

schlepinshamus

a yiddish word that refers to a person that hangs around and helps you with errands around the house or rides with you when you go somewhere just to keep you company and because they have nothing better to do.

Bill is my schlepinshamus and will usually ride with me when I have to take the dog for her haircut. He drives around the block while I take the dog in because there is no where to park around there.

by von strudelburg October 18, 2013

stick sto

this refers to a Stop and Go or any convenience store and is a term used by many people that live in south Chicago. Stick being what you buy and sto is short for store.

I need a snack so I am going to the stick sto

by von strudelburg October 18, 2013

working the elephant

is alot like spanking the monkey as it brings an animal into the masterbation process. this image refers to the trunk being the penis

Ever since Jim lost his girlfriend, he has ben working the elephant more with his hand on the trunk all day.

by von strudelburg October 13, 2013

myriad

it is a fancy word for NUMEROUS that one learns in college or highschool. it is often used by tv broadcasters to make themself sound smarter. many of them put an article in front of it and say, THERE WAS A MYRIAD, thus actually sounding dumber.

cnn reporter - there are a myriad of ways to get the job done in the capital.

by von strudelburg October 15, 2013