nadaling

reaching up your rectum between points in a tennis match

He has a nervous habit of nadaling and I think he is getting shit on the ball.

by von strudelburg September 12, 2013

myriad

it is a fancy word for NUMEROUS that one learns in college or highschool. it is often used by tv broadcasters to make themself sound smarter. many of them put an article in front of it and say, THERE WAS A MYRIAD, thus actually sounding dumber.

cnn reporter - there are a myriad of ways to get the job done in the capital.

by von strudelburg October 15, 2013

schlepinshamus

a yiddish word that refers to a person that hangs around and helps you with errands around the house or rides with you when you go somewhere just to keep you company and because they have nothing better to do.

Bill is my schlepinshamus and will usually ride with me when I have to take the dog for her haircut. He drives around the block while I take the dog in because there is no where to park around there.

by von strudelburg October 18, 2013

snoodle

cross bewteen a poodle and a schnazer

the snoodle puupies came out looking like their father who was a schnauzer, even though the mother was a poodle.

by von strudelburg September 24, 2013

sniss

when a man pisses and sneezes at the same time thus losing control over the projection of his piss

I heard Bill sniss while he was in the bathroom and sure enough there was piss all over the toilet seat and the floor.

by von strudelburg January 15, 2014

upsnoutiscope

when a dog smells food on the table and lifts his snout up to smell it better and get closer to it.

It was upsnoutiscope when Rover smelled steak on the table.

by von strudelburg September 04, 2013

schnorkus

someone that snorts cocaine from a shag carpet.

He drop his powder off the coffee table and was still able to schnorkus it from the shag carpet.

by von strudelburg August 27, 2013