von groovy's definitions

woregasm

Total goof that people who each have their orgasm together. The question is who wore it better when it was happening? The look on their face?

Daisey May and Biff were simultaneously having their orgasms and they were loving it! Afterwards they were reviewing and thanking each other for the pleasure they gave. They were watching the video and were not in agreement on the woregasm as each swore that they each wore the ecstasy better than the other. Then they laughed at all the love sauce they created.

by von groovy August 8, 2024

habitor

This is a term that you can use to describe someone with a habit or an addiction.

Oscar: "Hey! Did you hear about Nate?"
Jones: "Yep! He's in the mix on the mellow meth. I'm worried. His girl Mariah is sure no help."
Oscar: "It's only a matter of time before he becomes a habitor and we won't be able to trust him. I can't wait!!!"

by von groovy September 28, 2024

that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

by von groovy April 6, 2019

nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 14, 2019

epic font front

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated

Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

mesmerizing moles of majesty

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.

And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of spouting emotional lotion. Sadly, he said nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection or possibly being kissapointed.

by von groovy June 27, 2024

firing lung bullets

Smoking Cigarettes. When firing lung bullets, the user creates black, dead wounds in lungs over time.

Babs thought she looked cool packing her Salem 100's and then lighting them up with strike anywhere matches. She did not heed the warning of everyone and eventually attached herself to an iron lung due to years of firing lung bullets.

by von groovy June 14, 2017