gravity gravy

this is what seeps out of a sexhole heading south
Just as Aaron's car started, Sarah began to feel the gravity gravy begin to migrate onto her sheets...
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.
No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.
by von groovy September 01, 2017
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cream theater

A porno theater. A place where cream is produced by men milking themselves.
Kevin: "I heard that Father Jones was caught pullin' it at the cream theater."
James: "Well, that's better than puttin' it into an altar boy."
by von groovy April 13, 2019
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text of no return

The text that will change everything forever for worse. Do NOT send it!!!
Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.
by von groovy July 20, 2024
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said the bitch

A phrase not unlike "that's what she said." However it is said after someone says something rude and another person says it in an insulting manner.
Carrie: "And next time, bring out the salad before the main course!!!"

Terri: "Said the bitch!"
by von groovy May 14, 2019
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Bake I.D.

Just like a "fake I.D.," but it is used to buy recreational weed in order to get baked or stoned or high and so on
Jayson was so incredibly excited that Jones hooked him up with his Bake I.D. that he forgot his cash when he went into the dispensary.
by von groovy June 01, 2019
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pukulele

The instant reaction one has when someone who no one is paying attention to breaks out their conveniently available ukulele to play dumb songs that no one wants to hear and ruins the groove that everyone has going on so as to only pay somewhat attention to them.
The tight and chill hang was positive as all were feeling right until Aaron told everyone that he had learned how to play a "classic" on the ukulele that he so happened to have his in his backpack. Everyone was polite but as soon as he started playing, they were in a state of pukulele and began to talk louder than his terrible playing.
by von groovy July 27, 2024
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