Definitions by von groovy

shutplug

a verbal

device used to end a shitty situation

Kameron overheard Shandi start an argument with Aronica as they were all getting into the car. Kameron began talking about shoes as a means for a shutplug and the ride to school was all screens and no words.

shutplug by von groovy June 22, 2022

the wild and unprotected 

What exists outside of a phone, computer, or tablet screen

Xander began to feel unsafe and then looked away from his phone and upwards into the wild and unprotected sky. As he began to feel free, he felt the tugging need for connectedness to strangers and fell prey to modern life

the wild and unprotected by von groovy June 22, 2022

skintoons 

Skintoons are tattoos. You know, cartoons on the skin. Cartoons used to be things people enjoyed and now they can enjoy them on strangers' flesh.

Penelope had two sleeves of skintoons. She was a real hard one and the stories on her arms were as entertaining as her inability to tolerate posers.

skintoons by von groovy September 24, 2021

transtrash 

the act of a person of a lower class attempting to transition out of a trash class to a higher one

Cherrie began wearing high class perfume and clothing and sought out higher standing social circles, but Ashley and Madison called her out for her attempt to transtrash her way to a higher class standing.

transtrash by von groovy June 22, 2021

fatty one term 

Come on, you know who I'm referring to... he was once the 45th president and no longer matters

Brody: "Man, people are still throwing tantrums over that election in 2020!"
Snake: "Yeah, fatty one term just needs to go away and change his diaper."

fatty one term by von groovy June 22, 2021

Pre - C 

This indicates time before the Corona virus - Pre- C. It was not the best time, but it was much better than the present.

Ashley:" I really wanted to go to spend the night sharing my experiences with my followers! I'm so upset!!!"
Homeless guy: "Shut up!! You're still livin' Pre - C, baby. Those days are over....!!!"

Pre - C by von groovy March 20, 2020

sunday sobriety 

The reality that your weekend did not improve your life and you must return to your misery tomorrow

Mary sat sipping her Latte with the full effect of Sunday sobriety making her well with tears

sunday sobriety by von groovy September 15, 2019