Definitions by von groovy
Comadose
This term means the mega or super strong amount of drug or alcohol that someone takes and instead of feeling high, they are in a coma state. This is obviously not good.
Barry thought that using triple his main amount of it would help him feel even better. He was wrong! When he woke up in the hospital days later, his sexy nurse told him that he had taken a comadose and he was lucky to be alive.
Comadose by von groovy April 16, 2025
Lie-tied
This is similar to tongue-tied in that one is incapable of moving forward in speaking since they have started to tell a lie that they cannot talk themselves out of. People know they are caught and are tied up in their lie or lies.
As Kingston continued with his excuses to Becca why he was late, the look in her eyes informed him that he was lie-tied. He immediately began to give her all the money in his wallet as a first act of atonement for having another pint with the boys instead of meeting her on time...again!
Lie-tied by von groovy April 7, 2025
Ego Chamber
This is the term to describe something similar to an echo chamber, except this is when people do not even listen to agreements or support from others on topics they believe in. These people only listens to their own support of themselves and that way, no disputing can occur at all.
Brad knew that his political views were not shared by many and he believed that he was not wrong in any way. Instead of reading or learning on other opinions or even similarly, supportive opinions, Brad firmly remained in his Ego Chamber like the terrified moron that he is. What a bitch.
Ego Chamber by von groovy March 23, 2025
Please be >+<-
This is what you communicate via IM, SMS, text, or what have you when you want someone to be more positive and less negative without being a jerk.
Please be >+<- by von groovy March 5, 2025
Tragic Chapstick
This is the term for fluids - tears that flow from the eyes down to the mouth. They help hydrate dried out lips from begging someone to not break up with you.
As Carmen continued to weep and beg for Aiden to not end things, her cracked and sore lips began to feel some comfort from the never-ending tears from her eyes. The only good thing for her that day was that her Tragic Chapstick made things a bit better.
Tragic Chapstick by von groovy March 5, 2025
period erection
Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.
Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"
The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
period erection by von groovy January 28, 2025
stunt taco
This is the term to refer to a taco or other form of food that does not quite look as good as it should or how it is supposed to look, but it certainly does the job!!
Aaron: "Hey! I was really hungry yesterday and..."
Nick: "You were? OMG! GTFO! LOL! Me too!"
Aaron: "Anyway smart ass. I got some food from El Nacho and I swear this taco looked like a chalupa without a prayer, but tasted sooo good! It was the stunt taco of all time! I scarfed it down and took a nap!"
Nick: "OMG me too! I took a nap right after I took matters into my own hands..."
Nick: "You were? OMG! GTFO! LOL! Me too!"
Aaron: "Anyway smart ass. I got some food from El Nacho and I swear this taco looked like a chalupa without a prayer, but tasted sooo good! It was the stunt taco of all time! I scarfed it down and took a nap!"
Nick: "OMG me too! I took a nap right after I took matters into my own hands..."
stunt taco by von groovy November 27, 2024