Definitions by von groovy

comedy of terrors 

When a series of mishandled events happen wherein each successive event is more horrific than the previous one.

Candy remarked that she thought forgetting her credit card would not have been that big of a deal to buy some smokes that night. Little did she know it would set off a comedy of terrors where she would have to prostitute herself to a chlamydia-riddled Albanian transvestite in front of her father just to get her car out of impound to rescue the infant in her trunk.

comedy of terrors by von groovy May 19, 2017

Oral Massage 

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.

Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.

Oral Massage by von groovy May 17, 2017

norph 

The way an idiot would pronounce "north." Interestingly, this is usually uttered by people from the southern U.S..

The mayor of our city once announced that he was a proud resident of norph city.

norph by von groovy May 17, 2017

irracist 

An irrational racist. One who insults and throws great hate upon a certain race, but behaves like its people and definitely has sex with and marries them.

Dude: Did you hear Theo saying how much he hates all Latinos?
Guy: Yeah, he's an insane irracist 'cause he certainly has no problem making babies with them.

irracist by von groovy May 17, 2017

photohalf 

When people post an obviously edited photograph of them with their ex cropped out.

Doll: Did you see what Sheila had posted last Thursday?
Dame: Yep, I recognized it. It was a total photohalf from when she was with Kurdt.
Doll: Me too - I took it!

photohalf by von groovy May 16, 2017

took matters into my own hands 

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.

After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.

took matters into my own hands by von groovy May 16, 2017

The Cage 

The place where someone lives, but only feels free when out of it because they do not own it and they must live by the rules of the owner.

Ledbetter texted me to pick him up soon 'cause he wanted out of the cage.

The Cage by von groovy May 16, 2017