von groovy's definitions

firing lung bullets

Smoking Cigarettes. When firing lung bullets, the user creates black, dead wounds in lungs over time.

Babs thought she looked cool packing her Salem 100's and then lighting them up with strike anywhere matches. She did not heed the warning of everyone and eventually attached herself to an iron lung due to years of firing lung bullets.

by von groovy June 14, 2017

fatty one term

Come on, you know who I'm referring to... he was once the 45th president and no longer matters

Brody: "Man, people are still throwing tantrums over that election in 2020!"
Snake: "Yeah, fatty one term just needs to go away and change his diaper."

by von groovy June 22, 2021

woregasm

Total goof that people who each have their orgasm together. The question is who wore it better when it was happening? The look on their face?

Daisey May and Biff were simultaneously having their orgasms and they were loving it! Afterwards they were reviewing and thanking each other for the pleasure they gave. They were watching the video and were not in agreement on the woregasm as each swore that they each wore the ecstasy better than the other. Then they laughed at all the love sauce they created.

by von groovy August 8, 2024

mouth treatment

To be treated by another's mouth to oral sex.

Ace had a rough day and knew that the only thing that would take his mind off of all his troubles was his girl giving him some mouth treatment.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

devil's delicacy

The nickname for using bodily fluids or waste products that are usually not considered to be used in sex acts. However, some people are into getting their Red Wings, smearing a St. Louis Steamer, taking a Golden Shower, and so on.

Jeb: I don't think I'll play matchmaker for George anymore.
Neil: Why's that, Jeb?
Jeb: He's into some sick sexual stuff. There is not a waste product that comes out of a woman that he does not mix into sex.
Neil: So, his specialty is the devil's delicacy...

by von groovy June 19, 2017

vegain

The term used when someone tries to go vegan again but cannot succeed due to laziness and/or they cannot give up shoving animal products into their mouths.

Babs: Did you hear about Fay?
Mabel: No, I did not.
Babs: She pulled another vegain and she lasted 3 days.
Mabel: Worthless. I bet it involved custard.
Babs: Bingo!!

by von groovy May 20, 2017

German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024