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An obnoxious bro who only drinks trendy craft beer and tells everyone about it whether they ask or not
Nate started bartending at a dive near the bus station and a craft bro walked in and bitched that they didn't have the trendy beer of the season. He was out on his ass in seconds.
by von groovy April 8, 2019
Get the craft bro mug.The person who does not behave in a manner that she is of a higher quality than those she is around, but she obviously and truly is. Stones are helpful and valuable, but a gem shines brilliantly and is to be admired and desired.
Everyone had a strong connection with Haylie for she was modest, compassionate, intelligent, and genuine. She was in another class when in comparison to her colleague. She was also breathtakingly gorgeous and did not act as though she were which truly bestowed her the title of a gem among stones.
by von groovy July 29, 2024
Get the Gem among stones mug.The desperate way of wishing for something that will not happen because the wisher does not have enough self-discipline.
Betty: Oh, Carlene! I really hope that Graham calls me! He's just so dreamy!
Carlene: Betty! Get real! He's from the good part of town. You truly wish like a fat girl!
Carlene: Betty! Get real! He's from the good part of town. You truly wish like a fat girl!
by von groovy June 9, 2017
Get the wish like a fat girl mug.The point in the night or early morning that one cannot taste the flavor of the beer they are drinking because they have drank so many. It is very unfortunate.
Laura's recent beer death experience truly caused her to rethink her choices and she returned to simply getting stoned.
by von groovy August 4, 2017
Get the beer death experience mug.Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
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Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.
by von groovy July 21, 2017
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Get the bathing the bone mug.This indicates time before the Corona virus - Pre- C. It was not the best time, but it was much better than the present.
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Homeless guy: "Shut up!! You're still livin' Pre - C, baby. Those days are over....!!!"
by von groovy March 20, 2020
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