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bar bored/board games

Things that people use who cannot communicate to pass the time with another. Seriously Backgammon and Bourbon?
Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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the cave of no return

When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.
Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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new england hand chowder

Semen that is produced from some guy jackin' off in New England
Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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epic font front

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated
Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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social "just us" glory whore

A person who only views social issues from their side and always tries to get all the attention for themselves and not the issue.
Ceci would not shut up about how the social injustice of racism negatively impacted her commute to work and how she has worked to make things better for everyone. She was viewed as a social "just us" glory whore by those she claimed to defend but refused to give a ride to on her way to work - she wouldn't let them in her car.
by von groovy June 22, 2019
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g string theory

The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.
Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"
by von groovy June 23, 2019
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!~!

Pigtail Moustache - A symbol used in a texting conversation you can use when you are unsure of the gender you are communicating with and do not wish to offend
Brad: "OMG!!! LOL!!! #hilarious!"
Alex: "IKR!! 6?!!"
Brad: "!~!"
Alex: ??? !o!!
by von groovy June 25, 2019
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