virgil smooch's definitions

dubaru

A Subaru automobile that still runs well, but is no longer street legal. Used to drive around the backwoods and smoke pot while enjoying the natural sights.

Great idea! Quickly, to the Dubaru!

by Virgil Smooch July 10, 2010

peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!

A kindergarten game where one kid says the refrain, "Peanut Butter and Jelly!" and another kid repeats it. After the second kid says it, the first kid says, "Well, sock 'em in the belly!" and lets fly a fist into the second kids stomach.

Kid #1: "Hey! Say this: "Peanut Butter and jelly!"
Kid #2: "Okay. Peanut Butter and JellY!"
Kid #1: "Well, then, "peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!"
(Followed by a sucker punch to the solar plexus.)
Kid #2: "Ouch! you friggin douche!"

by Virgil Smooch March 12, 2010

urban dick shunary

The editors at urban dictionary.

Called so becuae they accept bullshit like: Scanalan 2 up, 1 down

AKA: Scantron

1.A ginormous megga douche who sucks serious ass.. on a daily basis.

2.severely retarded individual with fake teeth.

3. "worse than my mom"

"Mrs. Whitcomb, stop acting like a fucking scanalan!"

instead of good ones like all the one's I've had rejected

The urban dictionary editors are called urban dick shunary.

by virgil smooch August 7, 2009

fig pecker

A bird. Also, a delicacy in ancient Rome: the unborn embryo of a chicken still in the shell.

I cannot stop eating these! Pass me some more fig peckers!

by Virgil Smooch February 9, 2010