vinny_R's definitions

baldigged

1. To get owned, to become someone's bitch.
2. To get tigged in a game of mongolian tig

You just got baldigged

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

Baldammered

To get drunk enough for everyone to just about realise

Vinny: Hey I had this well wierd dream last night that I could suck myself off and I was in Kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
Kyle: Oh my god, vinny's baldammered!
Greg: That's only his second can.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

bowcaster

A warrior known to cast solid spells from his spell casted bow. Known to have no parents but born from a tree.

Look out, bowcaster! Shit!

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

mongolian tig

A game of skill derived in All Hallows Catholic School common room. The original players include
Kyle
Greg
Luke
Vinny (shrew)
The game involves basic tig rules but on chairs. Touching the floor is punishable by lashings with the tome of justice. It transforms the players into warriors. The winner is labelled genghis khan, who was once the champion of the sport. Samurais also play mongolian tig.

Mr. Shaw isn't in his office, let's play Mongolian tig. Dez are you playing?

No I've got some maths to do

What for Mrs. Coates?

Ermm... no it's sumat dodgy.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

gayboy

Someone who acts awkward or just like a general dickhead for no apparent reason.

Kyle: Hey Vinny lend us 5p for this coke
Vinny: errrr... can't afford to
Kyle: you've got loads of money, why are you being a gayboy?

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

sneak

A double-crossing, slimy little shrew-like buccaneer.

Dez you sneaky little slime!

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

samurai

A creature with all power, it is said a samurai can destroy the universe with a movement of the eyes. Samurais are the best at everything ever, especially sword fighting and gymnastics. Samurais are born when lightning bolts hit the highest peak of everest, they can teleport and run at the speed of light and fly too.

Pete: Oh my god, was that a samurai?
Joe: No it wasn't
Pete: Why not?
Joe: because we'd be dead if it was.
Pete: what was it then?
Joe: probably a slimy, sneaky little buccaneer shrew.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008